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As many readers reach the end of the latest account of young Harry
Potter's adventures, and with the near close of the series, much
speculation has gone into what the seventh and final book will reveal.
R.A.B., the loyalties of one Severus Snape, and many other secrets have
been heatedly discussed on many a message board and forum. Well, since
I have extremely intimate and carnal knowledge of Ms. Rowling, I
decided to reveal many interesting things about the seventh book. Well
for one thing, I happened to get a scan of the (tentative, mind you)
title.
There you have it! I know this one is very easy to believe, but this is the first of many revelations I am going to uhh... reveal to you here and now.
In the first book Harry learns that he is a wizard, and in the last, he gets his arms cut off!
Now don't all you crazy stubborn purists get down on me, there is a lightening bolt scar, its hidden by his hair!
Perhaps this entry may raise more questions than it does answer. I'm still really wondering how he loses his arms! My theory is that they get torn off in some horrible magic related fisting experiment gone awry.
The last thing Rowling would tell me shocked me the most. Then, afterwards, i saw it completely!
HAGRID IS A NEO NAZI!
I couldn't believe it either! Well... I guess it figures, Rowling is no stranger to plot twists.
I'll keep you all updated if I get anything else out of her, in the meantime, keep mugglin' it up!
There you have it! I know this one is very easy to believe, but this is the first of many revelations I am going to uhh... reveal to you here and now.
In the first book Harry learns that he is a wizard, and in the last, he gets his arms cut off!
Now don't all you crazy stubborn purists get down on me, there is a lightening bolt scar, its hidden by his hair!
Perhaps this entry may raise more questions than it does answer. I'm still really wondering how he loses his arms! My theory is that they get torn off in some horrible magic related fisting experiment gone awry.
The last thing Rowling would tell me shocked me the most. Then, afterwards, i saw it completely!
HAGRID IS A NEO NAZI!
I couldn't believe it either! Well... I guess it figures, Rowling is no stranger to plot twists.
I'll keep you all updated if I get anything else out of her, in the meantime, keep mugglin' it up!