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[longsufferingly]

I've been rereading Harry Potter, and this made me realize that, if I cast Mark Pellgrino as Voldemort, it doesn't really make sense for him to be CALLED Voldemort, since it is not an anagram of his name. So I came up with a few options, all of which I feel are fairly terror inducing:

i am pork gellner

earl moger plink

king leper marlo

reaping krollem

open killer gram

o green lip klarm

I know I'm trembling. Other suggestions welcome!