CWRPS fic: I'm Sticking With You (Jared/Jensen)

[longsufferingly]

Title: I'm Sticking With You
Author: chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fiction, irreverence about religion in general.
Word Count: 917 words
Summary: Technically, they're in a relationship, but mostly they just have sex and bicker. Sometimes at the same time.
Disclaimer: Lies and

Comments

[there_be_two]

OH XENU

I LOVE YOU SO HARD OKAY

[longsufferingly]

XENU LOEV GAY SEX

o baby i know u do

[alasse]

I'd love to say something remotely coherent, but I'm laughing my ass off. Seriously, thank the great spirit, Moses, Allah, Krishna, Ganesh and even Bon Jovi for your sheer genius at humor :) this was AWESOME

[longsufferingly]

Bon Jovi is a legitimate deity to worship, I feel.

[chibimazoku]

As the remover of obstacles, you could actually do a lot worse than invoking Ganesha during buttsex, ifyouknowhatImean.

... which is to say, ilu. ♥

[longsufferingly]

I wonder if there's a patron saint of ass fucking.

I'm leaning to no.

[cherrymmm]

This: Jared stares at him for a minute. "Did you seriously just use the transitive property to prove you had sex with Bon Jovi?"

"Admit it," says Jensen with a leer, "you're a little turned on right now."

This made me love you more than words. You are made of awesome! *squishes you*

[longsufferingly]

Later, Jensen buys Jared one of those "Talk Nerdy to Me" shirts.

[earthquakedream]

YOU'RE ENABLING MY PROCRASTINATION. EVIL.

Dude, I can't get over how awesome your dialogue is. Like...seriously, it just makes me crazy with ITS AWESOME. :D Great job! The whole Jared trying to find a new god to call out every time is brilliant.

[longsufferingly]

I am fucking all about the procrastination. I've even got a shirt about it.

Glad you liked!

[earthquakedream]

LOL I need one of those! The only really cool shirt I have is for National Coming Out Day and it says OUT AND PROUD. And it's purple! \o/

[longsufferingly]

I've got this one. Which I am a pretty big fan of. I am also a compulsive t-shirt buyer, so it's possible I should just be stopped.