CWRPS fic: [college au] If We Were Snow Monkeys... (Tom/Mike)
Title: If We Were Snow Monkeys, I'd Pick Dead Skin and Insects Off Your Fur Even If I Wasn't Looking to Mate
Author: Chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fiction, retardation.
Word Count: ~800 words
Summary: College AU! The morning after Mike and Tom get together.
Notes: christi_morelei bought me paid time for my RP journal; apparently this is the thanks she gets.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.
Mike wakes up on what his cell phone tells him is a Thursday with Tom's arms wrapped around his waist.
This wouldn't be that weird, but he's also naked. And Tom is naked.
The first step is, of course, trying to remember if he took anything that causes hallucinations. It's hard to remember, but he's leaning toward no.
Tom makes a noise and brushes his lips against the back of Mike's neck. Mike shivers, and he hopes Tom isn't awake enough to realize it, because that shit is weird and embarrassing. Tom doesn't move any more, though, so he's apparently still asleep.
In Mike's bed.
Naked.
Mike texts Jensen: y is tom naked in my bed
Jensen texts back: 1. Gross. 2. Why would I know?
Mike texts back: i don't remember anything in the last 48 hours
Jensen texts back: Get help, druggie. PS: Jared says you two hooked up.
Mike blinks at the phone for a long time. The words don't rearrange themselves into anything that makes sense.
Mike's been in love with Tom since freshman year. It's not like it consumes his life or anything, it's just there. He doesn't know why, really; he's never been as into guys as girls, he's never been into commitment, and excessive muscles are a little frightening. So it's completely a mystery why he wants to kiss Tom and snuggle with him and get married and live happily ever after. Which is why he's never mentioned it to anyone. Jensen figured it out freshman year, but other than that, as far as Mike knows, he's a stealthy love ninja.
Who's naked in bed with the guy he loves.
That's the opposite of a stealthy love ninja.
He doesn't have the normal aches and pains associated with getting fucked, so apparently he didn't sleep with Tom. But he does have a lot of pretty large hickeys, so Jared is actually right, and he really did hook up with Tom. Which...awkward. Tom doesn't like guys, and Tom doesn't really do hookups, and this could kill their friendship.
Mike figures he'd better deal with that one now. He turns around so he's facing Tom, and holy shit, that's a lot of pretty early in the morning. Tom's, like--Tom's pretty. And built. And Mike's plan to wake him up and resume operation stealthy love ninja was a lot better before he saw naked Tom. Now he's distracted and getting kind of turned on, and that's gotta stop, so he shoves Tom out of the bed.
Tom's arms and legs flail as he crashes onto the floor.
"What the fuck!" says Tom.
"That's what I said!" says Mike. He didn't actually say it, but he thought it, which is close enough.
"I was sleeping!" says Tom, sitting up so he's glaring at Mike from the floor.
"Naked! In my bed!" Mike points out.
"Yes!" says Tom. "Why are we shouting?"
"You aren't concerned about this?" asks Mike. "The naked? The hickeys? We hooked up!"
Tom's face falls. "We're boyfriends now," he says, looking like a kicked puppy.
"Wait, what? Since when?"
"Yesterday!" says Tom. "I confessed my love! It was beautiful!"
"Oh god," says Mike. "We're dating now?"
"Yes!"
"Was I smooth? Did I romance you?"
"No," says Tom. "You were kind of an asshole."
"Good," says Mike. "I don't remember what I said, so if I promised you anything, you're not getting it."
"You said you'd respect me in the morning," says Tom.
"Total lie," says Mike. He kind of wants to get up and do a jig, because he's! dating! Tom! Welling! but he's worried that would give away the whole thing where he's insanely in love with Tom, and if Tom doesn't know about that, he really wants to keep him in the dark.
It then occurs to him that he has naked Tom Welling in his bed (or on the floor next to his bed, whatever) and he's totally allowed to have sex with him because they're boyfriends, so he decides it's time to get on that.
And by "that," he means Tom Welling.
His boyfriend.
"Why are you grinning?" asks Tom.
"Because I love the cock," says Mike. "Shut up and get back up here."
"I don't want this to be an abusive relationship," says Tom, but he gets back on the bed anyway.
Mike just rolls his eyes and kisses him and takes a long while to catalog just what that's like, how it feels, memorizes every small thing about Tom's mouth he never knew.
Then he realizes that that's kind of sappy and gets on with the fucking. He's still kind of a stealthy love ninja, after all.
Author: Chash
Fandom: Supernatural RPS
Pairing: Tom Welling/Michael Rosenbaum
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Real person fiction, retardation.
Word Count: ~800 words
Summary: College AU! The morning after Mike and Tom get together.
Notes: christi_morelei bought me paid time for my RP journal; apparently this is the thanks she gets.
Disclaimer: Lies and untruths.
Mike wakes up on what his cell phone tells him is a Thursday with Tom's arms wrapped around his waist.
This wouldn't be that weird, but he's also naked. And Tom is naked.
The first step is, of course, trying to remember if he took anything that causes hallucinations. It's hard to remember, but he's leaning toward no.
Tom makes a noise and brushes his lips against the back of Mike's neck. Mike shivers, and he hopes Tom isn't awake enough to realize it, because that shit is weird and embarrassing. Tom doesn't move any more, though, so he's apparently still asleep.
In Mike's bed.
Naked.
Mike texts Jensen: y is tom naked in my bed
Jensen texts back: 1. Gross. 2. Why would I know?
Mike texts back: i don't remember anything in the last 48 hours
Jensen texts back: Get help, druggie. PS: Jared says you two hooked up.
Mike blinks at the phone for a long time. The words don't rearrange themselves into anything that makes sense.
Mike's been in love with Tom since freshman year. It's not like it consumes his life or anything, it's just there. He doesn't know why, really; he's never been as into guys as girls, he's never been into commitment, and excessive muscles are a little frightening. So it's completely a mystery why he wants to kiss Tom and snuggle with him and get married and live happily ever after. Which is why he's never mentioned it to anyone. Jensen figured it out freshman year, but other than that, as far as Mike knows, he's a stealthy love ninja.
Who's naked in bed with the guy he loves.
That's the opposite of a stealthy love ninja.
He doesn't have the normal aches and pains associated with getting fucked, so apparently he didn't sleep with Tom. But he does have a lot of pretty large hickeys, so Jared is actually right, and he really did hook up with Tom. Which...awkward. Tom doesn't like guys, and Tom doesn't really do hookups, and this could kill their friendship.
Mike figures he'd better deal with that one now. He turns around so he's facing Tom, and holy shit, that's a lot of pretty early in the morning. Tom's, like--Tom's pretty. And built. And Mike's plan to wake him up and resume operation stealthy love ninja was a lot better before he saw naked Tom. Now he's distracted and getting kind of turned on, and that's gotta stop, so he shoves Tom out of the bed.
Tom's arms and legs flail as he crashes onto the floor.
"What the fuck!" says Tom.
"That's what I said!" says Mike. He didn't actually say it, but he thought it, which is close enough.
"I was sleeping!" says Tom, sitting up so he's glaring at Mike from the floor.
"Naked! In my bed!" Mike points out.
"Yes!" says Tom. "Why are we shouting?"
"You aren't concerned about this?" asks Mike. "The naked? The hickeys? We hooked up!"
Tom's face falls. "We're boyfriends now," he says, looking like a kicked puppy.
"Wait, what? Since when?"
"Yesterday!" says Tom. "I confessed my love! It was beautiful!"
"Oh god," says Mike. "We're dating now?"
"Yes!"
"Was I smooth? Did I romance you?"
"No," says Tom. "You were kind of an asshole."
"Good," says Mike. "I don't remember what I said, so if I promised you anything, you're not getting it."
"You said you'd respect me in the morning," says Tom.
"Total lie," says Mike. He kind of wants to get up and do a jig, because he's! dating! Tom! Welling! but he's worried that would give away the whole thing where he's insanely in love with Tom, and if Tom doesn't know about that, he really wants to keep him in the dark.
It then occurs to him that he has naked Tom Welling in his bed (or on the floor next to his bed, whatever) and he's totally allowed to have sex with him because they're boyfriends, so he decides it's time to get on that.
And by "that," he means Tom Welling.
His boyfriend.
"Why are you grinning?" asks Tom.
"Because I love the cock," says Mike. "Shut up and get back up here."
"I don't want this to be an abusive relationship," says Tom, but he gets back on the bed anyway.
Mike just rolls his eyes and kisses him and takes a long while to catalog just what that's like, how it feels, memorizes every small thing about Tom's mouth he never knew.
Then he realizes that that's kind of sappy and gets on with the fucking. He's still kind of a stealthy love ninja, after all.