"Oh, you know," says Sam. Carly can hear her eating on the other end of the phone; she hopes Sam hasn't been stealing from the mess hall. Does SHIELD have strict rations? Probably not, they're not actually military. Maybe.
"I really don't," says Carly. "I have no idea what you're doing. Or what it's like. Or if you've been kicked out and you're eating something you found in the trash."
"Okay, first, it's chicken, and it's not trash chicken. And I'm in training, Carls! Learning how to be the best S.H.I.E.L.D. agent I can be!"
"Yeah, and what does that mean?"
"I get my own hover car, that's sweet." She pauses. "Already totaled it."
"Of course."
"But they're teaching me how to put it back together. I'm their most promising new engineer. And I get a gun. Two guns."
"That doesn't seem safe."
Sam snorts. "That's like half the reason I joined."
"I thought it was the whole reason."
"Well, each gun was half the reason," Sam says. There's a pause. "You know, they're looking for communications specialists. I told them you'd be pretty sweet at that. After iCarly, PR would be a cinch."
"You want me to do PR for S.H.I.E.L.D. based on iCarly?"
"And cuz I miss you and stuff. And you'd get a gun."
Carly considers. "Compelling points. I'll think about it. Just don't blow anything up before I get there."
"Oh, you know," says Sam. Carly can hear her eating on the other end of the phone; she hopes Sam hasn't been stealing from the mess hall. Does SHIELD have strict rations? Probably not, they're not actually military. Maybe.
"I really don't," says Carly. "I have no idea what you're doing. Or what it's like. Or if you've been kicked out and you're eating something you found in the trash."
"Okay, first, it's chicken, and it's not trash chicken. And I'm in training, Carls! Learning how to be the best S.H.I.E.L.D. agent I can be!"
"Yeah, and what does that mean?"
"I get my own hover car, that's sweet." She pauses. "Already totaled it."
"Of course."
"But they're teaching me how to put it back together. I'm their most promising new engineer. And I get a gun. Two guns."
"That doesn't seem safe."
Sam snorts. "That's like half the reason I joined."
"I thought it was the whole reason."
"Well, each gun was half the reason," Sam says. There's a pause. "You know, they're looking for communications specialists. I told them you'd be pretty sweet at that. After iCarly, PR would be a cinch."
"You want me to do PR for S.H.I.E.L.D. based on iCarly?"
"And cuz I miss you and stuff. And you'd get a gun."
Carly considers. "Compelling points. I'll think about it. Just don't blow anything up before I get there."
"Like I would. I don't want you missing out!"
"Gee, thanks. That means so much to me."
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