"So we need to bond. This is what girls' nights out were made for. We get drunk, we have antics, and at the end of the night, we are friends forever."
"We're getting drunk with Pepper Potts. You do know who Pepper Potts is, don't you?"
Darcy rolls her eyes. "She's the woman who puts up with Tony Stark, I have to see that."
"I got him one of those dog collars that shocks him when he tries to leave the tower without my permission," says Pepper dryly. "It's worked wonders." She smiles at both of them. "Good evening, ladies."
"You are my new hero," says Darcy. "Darcy Lewis."
"Miss Potts, it's an honor, I'm a big fan of all your work," says Jane.
"Wow, I have never seen you this tongue-tied. This is awesome. She's going to get drunk and start talking about how Stark Industries has changed her life. Which will be a huge improvement over talking about how much she misses Thor."
"I can already tell this is going to be an exciting night," says Natasha, coming out of pretty much nowhere. Then again, she is a master spy. It's kind of her thing.
"Hey!" says Darcy, sidling up to her. "You're an assassin, right? I have a lot of questions. Can you kill a guy with your thighs? Can you teach me how to?"
"This is going to be an exciting night," says Pepper, with a smile. "I think we could all use that lesson."
"I think I need a drink first," Jane mutters.
"Well, yeah," says Darcy. "Drinks, killing men with our thighs, and then? Friends forever."
"Hell yes!" says Darcy. "Look, we're allies, right?"
"Apparently, yes."
"So we need to bond. This is what girls' nights out were made for. We get drunk, we have antics, and at the end of the night, we are friends forever."
"We're getting drunk with Pepper Potts. You do know who Pepper Potts is, don't you?"
Darcy rolls her eyes. "She's the woman who puts up with Tony Stark, I have to see that."
"I got him one of those dog collars that shocks him when he tries to leave the tower without my permission," says Pepper dryly. "It's worked wonders." She smiles at both of them. "Good evening, ladies."
"You are my new hero," says Darcy. "Darcy Lewis."
"Miss Potts, it's an honor, I'm a big fan of all your work," says Jane.
"Wow, I have never seen you this tongue-tied. This is awesome. She's going to get drunk and start talking about how Stark Industries has changed her life. Which will be a huge improvement over talking about how much she misses Thor."
"I can already tell this is going to be an exciting night," says Natasha, coming out of pretty much nowhere. Then again, she is a master spy. It's kind of her thing.
"Hey!" says Darcy, sidling up to her. "You're an assassin, right? I have a lot of questions. Can you kill a guy with your thighs? Can you teach me how to?"
"This is going to be an exciting night," says Pepper, with a smile. "I think we could all use that lesson."
"I think I need a drink first," Jane mutters.
"Well, yeah," says Darcy. "Drinks, killing men with our thighs, and then? Friends forever."
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I absolutely love this! It's funny and awesome-thank you so much!!!!
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