THINGS.

Dec 08, 2008 18:43

1. Can anyone tell me some timeline stuff about Jensen Ackles' girlfriends? I know he's dated Joanna Krupe and Danneel Harris, but have no idea when those started, how long they lasted (well, Danneel is still lasting, whatever), etc. Do we know this stuff? I am curious! I am pretty well-versed in Jared but know nothing about Jensen except what ( Read more... )

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longsufferingly December 20 2008, 04:36:12 UTC
Jensen is sort of glad his sister made him watch Bridget Jones' Diary (even if he'll never admit it to her) because now he has a good way to describe Jared's taste in sweaters: Mark fucking Darcy.

Not that any of Jared's sweaters actually have weird disembodied reindeer heads on them, but they're all pretty much hideous. Today, he's wearing a blue one with a snowman on it. It looks like the kind of sweater that should only come in child sizes. Jensen doesn't know why they would make them for people Jared's size. No one Jared's size should have a snowman on their abs.

"What the hell is that?" he asks, unable to resist.

"What?" asks Jared, pausing GTA to look confused.

"What are you wearing?"

"Clothes," says Jared, like Jensen is insane.

"Snowman," says Jensen.

"I like snowmen," says Jared, unpausing.

"Freak," Jensen mumbles, but flops down next to Jared anyway.

*

The next day, it's Christmas lights, they day after, then presents, then a tree.

"Seriously," says Jensen, "did you get brain damaged and not tell me?"

"I have no idea what you're talking about," says Jared loftily.

*

After a few more days of new horrors, Jared starts repeating them.

"I am going to strangle you."

"I didn't do anything!"

"Christmas sweaters!"

"It's the Christmas season!"

"Dude," says Jensen, like this explains his entire point.

"If you hate them so much," says Jared, glaring at him like Jensen is doing something wrong here, "do something!"

Jensen blinks. "You want me to break into your room and burn your clothes?" He has been considering it.

"Take them off," says Jared, through gritted teeth.

Jensen's brain takes a minute to catch up with this. "Let me get this straight," he says. "You're wearing ugly sweaters to make me want to get you naked?"

"Well being really unbelievably sexy wasn't working!" Jared argues.

"You're retarded," says Jensen, but he slips his fingers under Jared's sweater anything. "You could have just said something."

"Telling you to move into my house was so subtle," Jared shoots back.

Jensen kisses him, just to stop him saying stupid shit, really.

*

The next day, Jared is wearing the sweater with the Christmas tree on it.

"Dude, what the fuck," says Jensen. "I thought we were done with this."

Jared snorts. "It's not like I just wanted to have sex with you once."

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spae December 20 2008, 06:13:15 UTC
I love this so very much. Bad fashion and manipulation ftw!

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justabi December 22 2008, 02:59:51 UTC
Jared snorts. "It's not like I just wanted to have sex with you once."

It's a very good point, that right there. I love Jared trying to be subtle, or not. *giggle*

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locifan April 9 2013, 05:46:55 UTC
So funny!

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