king for a... well just king.

[longpatterned]

As the self-appointed king of everything that interests me, I hereby promote some edicts. All traffic laws are optional. The police can have whatever they want. No noise before noon on weekends. No begging for money! Mal-odor = disturbing the peace. Don't work? then you don't eat

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[bridgegirl]

I want them to figure out some way of not fuckin up the nooks and knolls and under-noticed charm still safe from idiot politicians and condo-nazis.

Well said. *sigh*

[becca_maru]

A bunch of mad ants rebuilding a flooded mound.

Ha. Totally. A girl I know is currently taking a road trip to visit cities out West she's never been to and decide which one she's moving to. I told her her trip sounded really exciting and that I hope to take a road trip out West someday, but for now I don't want to be anywhere but here - and I think that's probably a psychosis. ;)