Hi everyone!
Sorry for not posting. :(
I just got a second ferret from someone on gumtree today.
He's dark coloured, small, very skinny (not for long I hope, but for now I can feel every bone/vertibrae and his shoulders and hips stick out), has scruffy fur, has a sense of humour (thinks it's funny to make dogs and cats squeal by nipping them), he's an orphan/unwanted ferret. And he's going to be loved and awesome.
So... I've named him Pagan. :D
Mum doesn't 'get it' but I don't care. :D Pagan it is!