My dad is a dork.
A little boy goes to his dad and asks "what are politics?"
The dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it like this: I'm the head of the family, so call me the president. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. We'll call your nanny the working class, and think of your baby brother as the future. Now think about that and see if it makes any sense in the morning."
The boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that his brother has shat himself, in a major way. The little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to his nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with her! He gives up and goes to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his dad, "I think I understand the concept of how politics work now."
The father says, "Good, son, can you tell me how?"
The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored, and the future is in deep shit!
He sends me one of these pretty much everyday, it keeps me amused.
Quote of the day:
Kate: Teen magizines are so stupid. I don't need to read anything that makes me feel smarter than the author
The dad says, "Well, son, let me try to explain it like this: I'm the head of the family, so call me the president. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so call her the government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. We'll call your nanny the working class, and think of your baby brother as the future. Now think about that and see if it makes any sense in the morning."
The boy goes off to bed thinking about what his father has said. Later that night he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that his brother has shat himself, in a major way. The little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to his nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with her! He gives up and goes to bed.
The next morning the little boy says to his dad, "I think I understand the concept of how politics work now."
The father says, "Good, son, can you tell me how?"
The little boy replies, "The president is screwing the working class while the government is sound asleep. The people are being ignored, and the future is in deep shit!
He sends me one of these pretty much everyday, it keeps me amused.
Quote of the day:
Kate: Teen magizines are so stupid. I don't need to read anything that makes me feel smarter than the author