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Feb 01, 2006 21:45

the table of contents for mark driscoll's book due out in may:

Prelude
0. Ten Curious Questions
1. Jesus, Our Offering Was $137 and I Want to Use it to Buy Bullets
0-45 People
2. Jesus, If Anyone Else Calls My House, I May Be Seeing You Real Soon
45-75 People
3. Jesus, Satan Showed Up and I Can’t Find My Cup
75-150 People
4. Jesus, Could You Please Rapture the Charismaniac Lady Who Brings Her Tambourine to Church?
150-350 People
5. Jesus, Why Am I Getting Fatter and Meaner?
350-1,000 People
6. Jesus, Today We Voted to Take a Jackhammer to Your Big Church
1,000-4,000 People
7. Jesus, We’re Loading Our Squirt Guns to Charge Hell Again
4,000-10,000 People
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