TO HOT ANNA
due to anna's recent acceptance to THE auburn university, i am going to write her a poem:
Off to college, there you go Anna
You will do great. I know you canna.
What will you do with GUS and his ferocious bite?
If you try to bring him near me, we will fight.
Now Greta on the other hand,
She would so not be banned.
Are you excited about the plains?
Oh the memories you'll put into frames.
In the stadium, there will be a sea of orange and blue,
But not like the Gators, they suck, don't you think so too?
You will cheer for the Tigers to be Number 1,
Can I please come and visit and share in the fun?
Perhaps we will visit a place called Mama G's
We will eat good food and gossip and to the boys be a tease.(or eat cheese bc youre from WI)
Krisan will be there with her beautiful face
Get her to get me some skinny pills to pick up the pace. (of me getting hot)
Miller Lite Girl, Jill, will be there as well
That girl is an angel. She ain't goin to hell. haha.
Anyways, after the victory, to Toomer's you'll go with some TP
I love their lemonade even better than Sonny's sweet tea.
Will you try to find a boy with wallabees, crokies (sp), and Auburn Hair?
If he is white, i will say, "OH! What a pair!"
If he tries to get fresh and ask if you're legal
Tell him, "I hate you. Get away from me! WAR EAGLE!"
i love you and i hope you like this poem.
Off to college, there you go Anna
You will do great. I know you canna.
What will you do with GUS and his ferocious bite?
If you try to bring him near me, we will fight.
Now Greta on the other hand,
She would so not be banned.
Are you excited about the plains?
Oh the memories you'll put into frames.
In the stadium, there will be a sea of orange and blue,
But not like the Gators, they suck, don't you think so too?
You will cheer for the Tigers to be Number 1,
Can I please come and visit and share in the fun?
Perhaps we will visit a place called Mama G's
We will eat good food and gossip and to the boys be a tease.(or eat cheese bc youre from WI)
Krisan will be there with her beautiful face
Get her to get me some skinny pills to pick up the pace. (of me getting hot)
Miller Lite Girl, Jill, will be there as well
That girl is an angel. She ain't goin to hell. haha.
Anyways, after the victory, to Toomer's you'll go with some TP
I love their lemonade even better than Sonny's sweet tea.
Will you try to find a boy with wallabees, crokies (sp), and Auburn Hair?
If he is white, i will say, "OH! What a pair!"
If he tries to get fresh and ask if you're legal
Tell him, "I hate you. Get away from me! WAR EAGLE!"
i love you and i hope you like this poem.