Ten Things You Should Talk to a Therapist About....

Feb 07, 2008 10:49

From thetenspot.

1. Rage issues? I has them.

2. Death wish? I had one.

3. Pocket knife that matches the scars on me? Still got it..

4. Night terrors. I'd have them...if I slept.

5. Problems with authority? Hmmm...just that one Headmaster who I occasionally brawl with in the middle of staff meetings.

6. Paranoia. But hey, at least Moody would be proud I'm 'vigilant'.

7. Problems with abandonment? hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Oops. Sorry. It wasn't supposed to come out sounding so creepy.

8. I hate my workplace almost as much as I love it.

9. I like greenhouses. I grow more than a little pot--but it's for the greater good.  I sometimes cross breed some really fucked up carnivorous plants that can devour an ox in under ten minutes.Go ahead. Fuck with my school and see if I'm lying.

10. There's a long list of people I deeply regret not killing.
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