From Twitter 05-02-2011
- 00:00:36: RT @Puddinstrip: does this mean I can carry-on my crossbow and strawberry frapee when I fly to Dallas tomorrow?
- 00:04:37: RT @alexia: Obama/Biden 2012 was won tonight, actually.
- 00:20:30: Let me just add to the flood of #osamaisdead comments with: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
- 00:29:40: RT @GhostOsama: I retired as the world champion of hide and seek.
- 01:06:02: Fried rice, and a giant glass of cheap white wine. Life is good.
- 02:01:16: What is it about wine that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy after a couple of glasses while still being less inhibited than liquor?
- 02:01:47: Smart money's on the sulfites, but white wine has significantly less than red, and they both affect me about the same.
- 02:07:58: I'm starting to be comfortable (& enjoy using) terms of endearment to strangers (eg h"on"). One of the few southern traits I've adopted.
- 03:20:55: RT @HAL9000_: Congrats to everyone who just went one notch up on the FBI most wanted list.
- 04:04:24: I liked a @ YouTube video http://youtu.be/k9wgWuZDnBo?a Bud Light Axe Murderer Commercial
- 04:12:00: RT @StephenLeeCarr: For all those sh*t-heads who just had to see proof of the President's birth certificate: http://i.imgur.com/KDssc.jpg
- 04:36:00: Come to think of it, with a once per day (and sometimes twice) charge cycle, I'm surprised my phone's battery has lasted this long.
- 05:49:38: RT @gracedent: News just in re: Bin Laden's death. Elton John to record tribute song 'Sandals in the Bin'.
- 06:15:08: It seems biased to me that there are past and current tense terms for fellatio (fellated, fellation) and none similar for cunnilingus.
- 06:16:35: It's a bit hard for me to believe that I killed this entire 1.5L bottle of wine in one night.
- 18:01:50: I'm at ABC Fine Wine & Spirits (3015 W. Kennedy Blvd., btw New Jersey Ave. & Gomez Ave., Tampa) http://4sq.com/maU5r9
- 18:09:59: Dinner! (@ Kwan Ming) http://4sq.com/iu2Zca
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