Friday Is When The Freaks Come To Buy Beer

[longbottle]

I don't usually work Friday close shifts. But I did tonight. Good lord, it was insane. There was a much much higher ratio of people I had to turn away for lack or proof of age, and plenty of irritable pricks

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[longbottle]

Yep.

So many stupid people, the mind boggles. I can't even begin to count the times I've been asked "how much is this?" when there's a clearly marked price tag right below it.

[ak111]

They're hoping for the magical words that transform the price below the item into the price they want to pay.

[0rcinus]

They've been watching that stupid new Staples commercial.

*presses the easy button*

"now much is it now?"

[longbottle]

*groan*

[0rcinus]

One might help you deal with those customers.

[longbottle]

So would a nerf bat.

[longbottle]

The magical words I want to say are "can't you fucking read, dumbass?"