....WHA?!
I happened to have The Today Show on (I was adjusting the ReplayTV, it picked the wrong set of TV data, so I had to leave it on NBC as a baseline) and they were talking about the problem of the lack of sex in marriage. They had Dr. Drew (that asshole quack from Loveline) on, as well as some chick. They were talking about how men and women act about sex, but it eventually degenerated to an analogy something like this:
Dr. Drew: "Men are like like microwaves, *snaps fingers* just like that, they're ready."
Some Chick: "Yeah, and women are like (pauses for a barely perceptible moment) crock pots. We take time to get going."
So, there you have it. Men are microwaves. Women are crock pots.
And here I thought the computer-car analogies were out of place. Dear Ake... *headdesk*
Dr. Drew: "Men are like like microwaves, *snaps fingers* just like that, they're ready."
Some Chick: "Yeah, and women are like (pauses for a barely perceptible moment) crock pots. We take time to get going."
So, there you have it. Men are microwaves. Women are crock pots.
And here I thought the computer-car analogies were out of place. Dear Ake... *headdesk*