I Dont Need Your Pity!

Feb 26, 2009 13:05



Prologue

Up until now, my life has been pretty much fulfilling. I'm handsome, been into worthy relationships and since birth has been talented enough in dealing with people's temperament.  I'm pretty much your average social guy who gets along well with both folks at home and wherever you can think of putting me. Also, add into my credentials the tons of girls going after me.

Since i am Just That Guy, a perfect catch they can present to their parents at home, brag and displayed about in front of their girlfriends.

There isn't really anything in life that I'm particularly discontented about, and Ive never really have to worry about anything.

EXCEPT THIS GUY.

MAYBE.

CHAPTER I:

When God Choose This PARTICULAR Guy to be a Permanent Annoyance in My Life ( Brian's POV)

Dorm life during my first year in college was downright unpleasant. But that isn't the main reason why I'm here in this predicament, really. I just thought of opening that up, because that was the antecedent of my frustrations that came during later years.

I'm now in my forth year in college, last semester btw, but for reasons that are too numerous to mention, i just cant seem to get along with this guy. Yep, that's him. The guy who just went ahead and threw himself on the bed without even taking a shower after a long day outside this humid temperature. He always says its a bad idea to take a bath after being outside the hot weather, but i say he's just making excuses coz if he was intending to clean himself in the first place, he wouldnt be trying to snooze right now.

Let me introduce you to my unhygienic, narcoleptic, guitar lover, womanizer and shockingly mama's boy Hwanhee. Dont ask me about surnames, i dont do them. And why are you interested in his phone number, do I look like a phone directory or a fanclub manager to you? Ask him yourself! *frowns hard*

Anyway, I've got to figured out how to wake this guy without getting a right hook in the process. I hate the stench he's emitting right now, no matter how girls seems to fawn over his sweating figure when he does basketball. I play basketball too, but why don't i get the same screaming fans like he does, without any effort? Yeah, the world is just as unfair as you thought it was.

As bad as his habits were his temperaments when being awoken from his sleep. He loves sleeping more than well, not eating, but more than what he loves next after that and his music sheets. Yeah, he loves them as much as he does girls. He cant live without them. Which brings me back to his another, ugly characteristic. No, he doesn't make those almost chortling, seal sounds when asleep! Its not related to his lack of hygiene or sleeping syndromes either.

Its his seemingly innocent, unguarded face when sleeping. Ive always envied his capacity to sleep in record breaking time. Me? I'm a forever member of Anonymous Insomniacs. Anyway, Ive got to wake him up soon, i don't want him drifting off to sleep further and be unable to rouse him up.

Where does that lead you? Hello? Do i have to take care of you as well? Aren't you being such a burden to me after only meeting me briefly?

Anyway, Ive got to bounce. Ive got to wake a hibernating bear and drag his ass to the bathroom for a needed bath.

See yah!

*Haha, i had fun typing this, with no manuscript whatsoever. Time check 3:00am. You can see why my character sounded so bouncy. My heads at 290 degree rotation right now. Hahahaha. Gotta sleep. LJ is killing me! ^_^

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