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✓ I miss somebody right now. (My one true love, and a close friend of mine.)
✓ I don't watch much TV these days. (No TV.)
✓ I own lots of books. (Fictional, as well as DnD source books.)
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses. (Almost blind without them.)
× I love to play video games.
✓ I've tried marijuana. (It sucks for the most part; smell's nice though.)
✓ I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy. (Generally, telling the truth is safer than being honest as the truth is what most people really want, but sometimes don't see other people's view of the exact same "truth")
✓ I curse sometimes. (Jetzt, auf Bayarisch!)
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year. (Improving upon a secondary language and learning a dialect of said language counts, in my opinion.)
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
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✓ I have broken someone's bones. (By accident, in a soccer game in high school gym once.)
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain. (I love it.)
✓ I'm paranoid at times. (But never to the point of it being unhealthy.)
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Meh, why?)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Cause I accept the fact that I am greedy :P)
✓ I love sushi. ('Tis wonderful)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes, but I try to stay at a moderate pace.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair. (Enjoy braiding it everyday; well at least for this humid climate.)
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
✓ I have at least one sibling. (One older borther.)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Meh, sorta. More of getting use to myself, physically.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic. (I prefer "realistic" or "not fooolishly /overly optimistic")
× I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized. (I won't, most likely, ever bother utilizing said services, but why is it considered illegal?)
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent. (Perhaps. If it's hidden, then how should I know if I have it?)
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends. (I'd say a considerable amount.)
✓ I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Yeah, but it was a parting gesture and he was so drunk he didn't know that he did it.)
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (Yeah, but it doesn't work at the moment.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (With all my soul.)
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
✓ I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
✓ I'm not allergic to anything. (Haven't found an allergy yet, thankfully.)
✓ I have a lot to learn. (We all do, in a way.)
× I am shy around the opposite sex.
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved. (Used to, when I had AIM.)
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (The beer is pretty tasty here in dem Vaterland.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
✓ I would die for my best friends. (I think taking most potentially fatal wounds counts.)
× I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
✓ I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy. (That and one gets to dress up.)
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am. (Well, I'm a carbon-based life form that is composed mostly of water . . . :P)
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger. (Age is not always a factor.)
× I study for tests most of the time. (I don't study.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met. (I prefer sandals.)
✓ I can work on a car. (With a little help/guidance; done it before with me dad.)
× I love my job(s). (What job?)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (For the most part.)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument.
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state. (Finishing up a second semester in Germany. Out of state enough for ya?)
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Just as long as it isn't blinding.)
× I usually like covers better than originals. (I honestly have no idea what that means.)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes. (When I'm lazy and barefooted.)
× I can't whistle.
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse. ('Tis fun.)
× I still have every journal I've ever written in.
✓ I talk in my sleep. (I've been told that I do.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
× I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo. (Thought about it though.)
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist. (I paint miniatures; that counts.)
× I am ambidextrous. (Working on it though.)
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed.
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (I don't even know if I was tagged.)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
✓ I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
✓ Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
✓ I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons. (I'd said capable rather than proficient and a few rather than many.)
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits.
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
✓ I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
✓ I'm a judgmental asshole. (Can be at times.)
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am.
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Deutsch und Englisch
working on Bavarian)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (That is a talent :))
× I would rather read than watch TV.
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Not fun.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
✓ There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver. (Only Sweet & Sour sauce or Ouzo)
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (Sounds smelly)
× I am compulsively honest. (Truthful.)
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
✓ I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders. (We are all equal, after all.)
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to.
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
✓ I always carry something significant around with me. (Whether I hink about it or not, I do.)
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others. (Pushed seems a tad strong. Encouraged, maybe,)
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
✓ I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document. (As long as the one works.)
× I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird.
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts.
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing. (Not all of them anyways. Besides, overgenerallizing can be a dangerous thing.)
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years.
× I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other.
✓ I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly. (Once/twice a week, when I can.)
× I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
× I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
× I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
✓ I'm Irish and loving it. (Only a little bit though.)
✓ I have a thing for redheads. (*snickers*)
× I am a twin!
× Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
× I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
× I need more time to myself. (I don't necessarily need anything)
× I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
× I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend. (I don't even know what that means)
✓ I say random things to freak people out. (Can be fun :))
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note. (Don't know what Death Note is.)
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
✓ I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it. (Sometimes I don't mind trying to sing.)
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long. (Meh.)
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks.