The fact that I'm actually posting this means I must love Buffy a lot.
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[Becky] Rikuou will probably show up and beat us up, you realize.
[Buffy] Well, that's what Rikuou's for
[Becky] ... this is true.
[Becky] But yes, I approve of this plan.
[Buffy] Well, that and writing mpreg about
[Becky] ...... WELL
[Buffy] Yes, this is a good plan
[Buffy] IT'S JUST SO EASY TO IMPREGNATE HIM
[Becky] .........
[Becky] I FEEL MORALLY OBLIGATED TO QUOTE THIS AT HER
[Buffy] ...which really just means I should. Write Rikuou/Hatori
[Becky] .........
[Buffy] THEY CAN BOTH GET PREGNANT
[Buffy] i-it would be ttly hot
[Becky] HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
[Buffy] well
[Buffy] when a man and a seahorse love each other very much
[Becky] ...........
[Buffy] the man is like
[Buffy] o you manly sea creature, take me where my ass is
[Buffy] and the seahorse is like
[Buffy] I am a doctor, so I know where your ass is
[Buffy] medically speaking
[Buffy] oooh spitz
[Becky] dhfjkdsf
[Buffy] and then the man is like
* Becky c-can't breathe
[Buffy] I love when you speak medically too me, baby
[Buffy] it reminds me of ryuuken
[Buffy] and the seahorse is like
[Buffy] that is also why i like it
[Buffy] ryuuken is a sexy beast
[Becky] jjsdkf OH GOD
[Buffy] and then the seahorse finds a girl
[Buffy] who has icky girl cooties
[Buffy] and gets her to hug him
[Buffy] and then he penetrates the part of the man's body which is, medically speaking, his ass
[Buffy] and then they have to visit ryuuken to get him removed
[Becky] ...........
[Buffy] and ryuuken is like
[Buffy] dud
[Becky] SADYSAFJFS
[Buffy] dude
[Buffy] why would you ever do that
[Buffy] also
[Buffy] i think you're pregnant
[Buffy] and that's how babies are made.
[Becky] ... t-that was pretty hot alright
[Becky] also I'm hurting in places I didn't know could hurt ow
[Buffy] It was all the medical speak, wasn't it.
[Becky] yes
[Becky] DID YOU KNOW SEAHORSES SING WHEN THEY HAVE SEX?
[Becky] because they do
[Becky] I bet Rikuou liked that
[Buffy] that fic was so hot my keyboard actually stopped responding for a little while
[Buffy] also, I could say that I knew seahorses sing, and that's why "ooh spitz" is in there, but really that's just convenient for me
[Becky] hahaha oh god
[Becky] you're posting this somewhere
[Becky] I don't know where
[Buffy] HE SANG YORU O KAKERU
[Buffy] while in Rikuou's ass.
[Becky] but you ar--dsfhjjg
And then Buffy's internet was a cockblocking hor, so I had to post it instead. :|