David's joke.
Here's the joke David told me today. I'm using it as my appliaction joke for The_uncool_club
There's a guy who has trouble pronouncing things.
He goes to the grocery store and asks for some bum, the clerk says "You mean Gum?" "Sure, whatever." So he gets his Gum.
Then he goes to a hardware store and asks for a fuckit, the clerk response "You mean a bucket?" "Sure, whatever" So he has his gum and bucket.
Then he goes to a pet store, and he asks for a cockandspankit, the pet store clerk replies "You mean a cocker spaniel?" "Sure, whatever" So the guy is walking along with his cockerspaniel, his gum, and his bucket.
All of a sudden his cockerspaniel runs away from him. So he finds the nearest man and quickly tells him "Can you hold my bum and fuckit while I catch my cockandspankit?"
There's a guy who has trouble pronouncing things.
He goes to the grocery store and asks for some bum, the clerk says "You mean Gum?" "Sure, whatever." So he gets his Gum.
Then he goes to a hardware store and asks for a fuckit, the clerk response "You mean a bucket?" "Sure, whatever" So he has his gum and bucket.
Then he goes to a pet store, and he asks for a cockandspankit, the pet store clerk replies "You mean a cocker spaniel?" "Sure, whatever" So the guy is walking along with his cockerspaniel, his gum, and his bucket.
All of a sudden his cockerspaniel runs away from him. So he finds the nearest man and quickly tells him "Can you hold my bum and fuckit while I catch my cockandspankit?"