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A Visit From Old Ed
'twas the night before x-mas, when all through the shed,
all the creatres were stirring, even old Ed.
the bodies were hung from the rafters above,
while eddie was searching for another new love
he went to wautoma for a plainfield deal,
looking for love and also a meal.
when what to his hungry eyes should appear,
but old mary hogan in her new red brassiere
her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun
and she let out a scream at the sieght of ed's gun
old ed pulled the trigger and mary fell dead,
he took his old axe and cut off her head.
he then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
one half for hamburger, the other for stew
and laying a hand aside of her heel,
up to the rafters went his next meal.
he sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
the hours were short and much work must he do.
he looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
and started in digging with shovel and spade.
he shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
till finally he reached the old coffin door.
he took out a crowbar and pried open the box,
he was not only clever but sly as a fox.
as he picked up the body and cut off her head,
he could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.
he filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
and once more old ed had found a new love.
Silly ol' Ed! Even though he was facing the death sentence, he was still filled with laughs! Going through the Serial Killers: A-Z, I realized that a lot of them sucked! most of them only killed like 5 to 10 people and became all infamous and shit. I think I could kill a healluva lot more than just 10 people. ESP. because I have a lot of friends who wouldn't mind helping me and I could talk others into it =P. Anyways, I better go, so much to do and so little time. Tsk tsk. Oh yea, Anybody wanting to sign up for the massive murdering thingy, just post. Of course we're only gonna kill "bad" people, lol. (I'm serious)
'twas the night before x-mas, when all through the shed,
all the creatres were stirring, even old Ed.
the bodies were hung from the rafters above,
while eddie was searching for another new love
he went to wautoma for a plainfield deal,
looking for love and also a meal.
when what to his hungry eyes should appear,
but old mary hogan in her new red brassiere
her cheeks were like roses when kissed by the sun
and she let out a scream at the sieght of ed's gun
old ed pulled the trigger and mary fell dead,
he took his old axe and cut off her head.
he then took his hacksaw and cut her in two,
one half for hamburger, the other for stew
and laying a hand aside of her heel,
up to the rafters went his next meal.
he sprang to his truck, to the graveyard he flew,
the hours were short and much work must he do.
he looked for the grave where the fattest one laid,
and started in digging with shovel and spade.
he shoveled and shoveled and shoveled some more,
till finally he reached the old coffin door.
he took out a crowbar and pried open the box,
he was not only clever but sly as a fox.
as he picked up the body and cut off her head,
he could tell by the smell that the old girl was dead.
he filled in the grave by the moonlight above,
and once more old ed had found a new love.
Silly ol' Ed! Even though he was facing the death sentence, he was still filled with laughs! Going through the Serial Killers: A-Z, I realized that a lot of them sucked! most of them only killed like 5 to 10 people and became all infamous and shit. I think I could kill a healluva lot more than just 10 people. ESP. because I have a lot of friends who wouldn't mind helping me and I could talk others into it =P. Anyways, I better go, so much to do and so little time. Tsk tsk. Oh yea, Anybody wanting to sign up for the massive murdering thingy, just post. Of course we're only gonna kill "bad" people, lol. (I'm serious)