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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I bought porn for finaira (10 points). Last Tuesday I ruled Canada as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last month on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I donated bone marrow to invisibleu in a life-saving procedure (300 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1442 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
lonewolfc1