There's a woodpecker pecking at my brain

[lonewolf_sanada]

Chitose Senri, you have a lot of explaining to do.

I have a splitting headache. My clothes are soiled and MY side of the room is a mess. My right hand is the size of a bee hive and I can't find my family stone. Instead of my bed, I wake up with my head on the floor and legs on the couch. Oh and WHERE IS MY CAP? How did I get home? I'm far too big

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[wings_and_waves]

I bought you A beer, A beer, your 6' something made of pure muscle you should be able to handle A beer.

Just be happy you woke up in your home, it was a pain getting you there.

I don't know where your cap is *shifty eyes*

[lonewolf_sanada]

...

You obviously know where my cap is.

Hand it over and it would be painless.

[wings_and_waves]

you have no proof

[lonewolf_sanada]

Well I know I had it on when I left dorm and you were the last person I came into contact with who might have an inkling to where my cap is.

So if it isn't you, please explain.

[wings_and_waves]

your cap told me it like me better, don't be jealous though, I said we could never be together

[lonewolf_sanada]

I'm certain my cap does not talk. and even if it could, why would it like you better?

And I'm most definitely not jealous.

[wings_and_waves]

You just don't know how to listen that's why it like me better.

[lonewolf_sanada]

So I've been told. Yet now when I want to listen, nobody wants to talk.

Perhaps you need to see a doctor if you're hearing disembodied voices.

[wings_and_waves]

ow, poor baby. i'll talk to you, I have a great speech about the negative impact of high school drama on the relationships of young teens

they aren't disembodied they clearly come from your hat

[lonewolf_sanada]

... hnn

I'm sure Kite would be a better person to talk if that topic bothers you.

I don't know how to explain it to you but personifying human characteristics on an inanimate non-living object is reason enough to send for the men in white and straitjackets.

[wings_and_waves]

Kite heard this one already, he was only semi-conscious and possibly high on something, god only knows what the doctors give you, but still told him all about it already.

only if they aren't really talking, at the cap assures me it's 100% real

[lonewolf_sanada]

if it bothers you so much, you can tell it to the cap, since you obviously have it.

[wings_and_waves]

I was just offering cause you said you wanna listen, but as you apparently don't anymore i'll just keep bothering you.

[lonewolf_sanada]

I will listen better once you hand over the cap.

[wings_and_waves]

come get it.

[lonewolf_sanada]

I will.

In fact, now.