Jailbait
So, while I may have a difficult time actually nurturing a worthwhile relationship, I still know a good looking body when I see one.
So why on God's green earth do they always have to belong to 16 or 17 year olds? Do women just stop caring once they hit 18 or something? Something a little less illegal would be a nice change of scenery.
/rant off
EDIT: In hopes of staving off any more unnecessary snipes, the author would just like to point out that this was written purely for satirical reasons, after a recent visit to a local dinery with said author's family. If you or your loved ones happen to find this particular blog offensive in any way, shape, manner, or form, please feel free to contact the author and remind him of what a heartless jerk he is. :)
So why on God's green earth do they always have to belong to 16 or 17 year olds? Do women just stop caring once they hit 18 or something? Something a little less illegal would be a nice change of scenery.
/rant off
EDIT: In hopes of staving off any more unnecessary snipes, the author would just like to point out that this was written purely for satirical reasons, after a recent visit to a local dinery with said author's family. If you or your loved ones happen to find this particular blog offensive in any way, shape, manner, or form, please feel free to contact the author and remind him of what a heartless jerk he is. :)