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i love dan savage
a man called freaking out about his daughter having a rainbow bear patch and he thinking it was a gay pride symbol. so dan savage says...
"well your on to us, finally FINALLY caught on straight people. that the plan is to gradually appropriate everything. so there's nothing left you can carry or wear, no part of your body you can pierce, nothing you can buy your children that isnt a symbol of gay pride. take that yellow equal sign in the blue box, which is the logo of the human rights campaign which is a gay rights group. thats just our attempt to ruin mathematic for everybody. you really cant do math anymore, in grade school, high school, college level advanced calculus without there being something kinda gay about it. particularly when you add it all up, you gotta get to the equal sign. next up, the division sign.
now, gay bears, the bear culture, we've totally appropriated the bears, and the otters a little bit. any little girl who's wearing a rainbow bear patch in short order is going to be followed around town by large hairy men in harnesses who are going to misinterpret that bear patch as a secret signal that SHE at her young age is a member of the large hairy male gay community. so you might want to monitor your little girl's facebook page, the guys she's hanging out with, if she's going to leather bars with her posse.
the other things we've appropriated lately: the democratic party, though not as thoroughly and completely as we might have hoped to appropriate it; france, thats ours now; what other symbols of gay pride might you need to know, uh, mass transit - public transit, totally gay; high school wrestling teams, thanks to youtube, all of now totally gay; the jockstrap, totally gay; the sports bra, totally lesbian; women playing golf, totally dikey; the american musical theater, we are now in the process of giving back to you. its the reverse, sort of back flip, reverse psychology move, were something gets so gay that we dont even want it any more, we hand it back to you. hence crap like lion king, tarzan, mary poppins, little mermaid, totally, american musical theater is really yours now.
we are always adding to this list, secret little gay symbols and MARRIAGE finally. marriage. totally gay. google wedding cake, you practically cant find a picture of a wedding cake that doesnt have two little grooms on top of it. mostly they are being used in scare campaign but antigay raging bigots but it is also part of your campaign to take marriage away from you. is there anything gayer then a wedding. i mean a wedding is basically a huge musical about two people who are going to have sex, probably that night. thats really fucking gay. i dont care if the two people are male and female thats totally fucking gay. cake? with flowers all over it? ring girls? people throwing petals around? this is all an appropriation of what is really all typically gay sex rituals. my boy friend and i we never have sex without a couple of ring bearers, cock rings, but still, and something strewing flower petals around the room. then we have cake afterwards and i dance with my boyfriend's father."
HAHAHA fucking gold
a man called freaking out about his daughter having a rainbow bear patch and he thinking it was a gay pride symbol. so dan savage says...
"well your on to us, finally FINALLY caught on straight people. that the plan is to gradually appropriate everything. so there's nothing left you can carry or wear, no part of your body you can pierce, nothing you can buy your children that isnt a symbol of gay pride. take that yellow equal sign in the blue box, which is the logo of the human rights campaign which is a gay rights group. thats just our attempt to ruin mathematic for everybody. you really cant do math anymore, in grade school, high school, college level advanced calculus without there being something kinda gay about it. particularly when you add it all up, you gotta get to the equal sign. next up, the division sign.
now, gay bears, the bear culture, we've totally appropriated the bears, and the otters a little bit. any little girl who's wearing a rainbow bear patch in short order is going to be followed around town by large hairy men in harnesses who are going to misinterpret that bear patch as a secret signal that SHE at her young age is a member of the large hairy male gay community. so you might want to monitor your little girl's facebook page, the guys she's hanging out with, if she's going to leather bars with her posse.
the other things we've appropriated lately: the democratic party, though not as thoroughly and completely as we might have hoped to appropriate it; france, thats ours now; what other symbols of gay pride might you need to know, uh, mass transit - public transit, totally gay; high school wrestling teams, thanks to youtube, all of now totally gay; the jockstrap, totally gay; the sports bra, totally lesbian; women playing golf, totally dikey; the american musical theater, we are now in the process of giving back to you. its the reverse, sort of back flip, reverse psychology move, were something gets so gay that we dont even want it any more, we hand it back to you. hence crap like lion king, tarzan, mary poppins, little mermaid, totally, american musical theater is really yours now.
we are always adding to this list, secret little gay symbols and MARRIAGE finally. marriage. totally gay. google wedding cake, you practically cant find a picture of a wedding cake that doesnt have two little grooms on top of it. mostly they are being used in scare campaign but antigay raging bigots but it is also part of your campaign to take marriage away from you. is there anything gayer then a wedding. i mean a wedding is basically a huge musical about two people who are going to have sex, probably that night. thats really fucking gay. i dont care if the two people are male and female thats totally fucking gay. cake? with flowers all over it? ring girls? people throwing petals around? this is all an appropriation of what is really all typically gay sex rituals. my boy friend and i we never have sex without a couple of ring bearers, cock rings, but still, and something strewing flower petals around the room. then we have cake afterwards and i dance with my boyfriend's father."
HAHAHA fucking gold