Tegan and Sara
This photo is not by me. I wish it were. It's a great shot.
Anyway, last night i have the TV on CN8...some comcast thing (ooh, comcastic!) and they're playing a documentary about Tegan and Sara, these lesbian folky rock singers. I wrote down what i was thinking as i watched....
They drive you nuts the way every couple does. You know they do. They all do. And you question your urge to think it's just PMS and then you wonder if they are secretly genious.
Women who rise and fall with the tides.
I worship the woman.
I'm a Slave to her Sun.
I'm underneath thinking i'm a big gun
while she's over me
trying to set her heart free
and here i am
caught in her trap
Oh Shit.
I do not crave the female's urge to battle
I was too weak to even withstand it.
I'm hiding-
behind my TesTosTerone.
None of that fancy footwork.
Bitch slappin a cunt
while you whack of your grunt.
and you feel cool,
like you OLD SCHOOL
feelin up for a par-tay
Gonna get drunk at a pat-tay
Get felt up at a pa-tay!
Who the fuck still says par-tay!
I guess i do.
I love what girls do
someplace between 8 and 9.2
But i'm stuck in the goo
in this Tegan and Sara battle you're putting me through
I hate what you do,
but i'll do it for you.
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Can you say DRUG PUSHER with a white collar background?
You become a slave to their pill,
just like crack was put into the governement "projects"
If you supply it, i will be in demand because i've become a government plan
hooked on their pills, was i ever insane?
The chemicals keep ruling my world.
But i do fight for a cause
that cause equals all.
I'd give you everything
but that ONE string
...i'd give EVERYTHING, just take it
just leave me one string.
In my world my one string never wins, but i'm not in it for the score.
i'm in it for the game
and if we see eye to eye which i hope that we will,
you'll understand
that my faulty hand
always picks up. ... no matter what line of bullshit i've spun you
It's just like that.
If you can't live with it, we probably weren't meant to be.
i will always be weaker than your feminine hands.
i'd like to support you but my wood is rotted, please understand.