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oh the internet is a MARVELOUS place to procrastinate!
look what i found today....
The Kid Named Bob
There was a kid named Bob
who seemed to always sob
his parents told him to stop
but down came another drop
the tears would not go away
he cried until the next day
he cried so much
a boat had to bring him to lunch
finally one day when his friends came to play
the tears went away
-Jeff
The Tour
There once was a tour
that had more
I think about four
of apple cores
that were eaten by dinosaurs
that like to roar
that have more
of apple cores
oops I said that before
anyway about the dinosaur
he liked to jump and soar
he liked to golf and yell "fore"
he liked to walk into a door
and by the end of the tour he was sore
hey, this last line doesn't rhyme
-Derrick
The Invisible Me
It was one morning
when I saw myself change *sigh*
from a young human
to a ghostly guy
I thought about things
I could do while I was see-through
the things I could steal
the things I could do
I raided the fridge
and then took a cookie
next I though
"pretty good for a rookie"
Three slices of cake
and then cooked the cat
and ate him real quick
Uh oh, I'm getting fat
So I though and I though
and decided to begin pranking
then I set out
to improve my ranking
I started my journey
with the Deli man
jumped over the counter
and stole tuna by the can
And then robbed the bakery
snuck behind the bread guy
took three slices of some
cherry and apple pie
It seemed that I
got bored with that
so I went home
and in front of the TV I sat
An hour later I realized
I was invisible no more
my time was up
wasted, the last hour used poor
The moral of my story is-
not only if you're a ghostly guy-
don't waste extra hours
and take advantage of your time
-Derrick
Oh It
There once was a poet
who didn't know it
because he couldn't show it
because his garden couldn't grow it
because his snow blower couldn't blow it
because his wife couldn't sew it
because his crow couldn't crow it
because his lawn mower couldn't mow it
because he didn't owe it
because he couldn't row it
because the creek didn't flow it
because he couldn't hoe it
that is why there was a poet
who didn't know it
-Mark