CA: fuck off you slab breaker CA: youre the one wwho brought us all here CA: at least says the fuckass wwho i am trolling noww CA: wwait in the freakin hornpile if you need to CA: place is startin to look like a fuckin nest of grubs
CG: I DIDN'T BRING US HERE, YOU RETARDED GLUBFUCK. CG: SOME ASSHOLE HUMANS DID. CG: OKAY HERE I'LL BE EVERY SORT OF FUCKING CIVIL FOR A SECOND TO GIVE YOU THE LOW-DOWN: CG: AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, THIS UNIVERSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME, AT LEAST NOT IN A DIRECT WAY. CG: IT SEEMS TO STAND OUTSIDE THE TIME LINES OF HUMAN EGBERT'S UNIVERSE AND WHATEVER OTHER UNIVERSES THE REST OF THIS PILE OF RUINS' OCCUPANTS WERE ORIGINALLY FROM. CG: OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. THERE IS NO CONNECTION TO ANY OTHER UNIVERSES OR TIME LINES. CG: IT'S LIKE ONE STAGNANT CESSPOOL OF TIME. CG: I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY WADING IN IT. CG: ALRIGHT NOW I'M BACK TO HATING AND/OR IGNORING YOUR EXISTENCE.
CA: the scientists group are humans? CA: wwhat a bunch of digustin naked monkies they are CA: here i thought CA: you knoww wwhat nevvermind CA: so youre sayin wevve been sucked into some other wwriggler game CA: but this time its awway from the game and the humans univverse that wwe created CA: you mean to fuckin tell me that CA: wwere in the middle of fuckin no wwhere in the wwhole galaxies of univverses CA: great just wwhat wwe needed CA: some push along game fucker upper thats goin to CA: as the name suggests CA: game fuck us up CA: just fuckin great CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB CA: is it just you and me stuck here or are they all here airin out their trash again
CG: THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TOLD. CG: WE ARE BASICALLY IN A BUMFUCK NOWHERE UNIVERSE THAT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER ON THE GRAND SCALE OF VALUE OF EXISTENCE. CG: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK. CG: SO FAR I'VE ONLY CONFIRMED THAT JACK NOIR ISN'T HERE. CG: IT SEEMS TO BE JUST US. CG: LUCKY ME. CG: I AM THE LUCKIEST. CG: I HAVE ALL THE FUCKING LUCK.
CA: wwell mister lucky grubfucker CA: i havve some newws wwhich may or may not get your sad slack of hope up CA: perhaps wwe are facing a dangerous test from our kind CA: somehoww wwevve been sent here right CA: perhaps it is a test to see if wwe can become thereshecutioners and conquerors and stuff CA: it wwould explain wwhy this place is such an empty shell wwithout a crab of life CA: you knoww like they only supply meger supplies to the denizens here CA: so wwe can try to conquer them like our ancestors once did CA: maybe this place looks like its in a bumfuck nowwhere univverse but in actuality it may be one of the many planets our race has conquered CA: it holds similarities to the ones ivve read about CA: many similarities CA: not all of them but CA: many of them CA: just my twwo glubs about this situation
CG: THAT IS THE STUPIDEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER HEARD CG: MADE EVEN STUPIDER BY ALL YOUR IRRITATING FISH PUNS. CG: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN PROVE OTHERWISE. CG: I WON'T DISREGARD IT ENTIRELY UNTIL I'VE COLLECTED MORE INFORMATION CG: OR UNTIL A NEW THEORY IS PRESENTED THAT ISN'T SO STUPID.
CA: it isnt stupid and im not the one wwith the fish puns normally CA: fef has the fish puns CA: its just somethin i picked up on wwhen she and i wwere moirals CA: ... CA: i guess i should drop the fish puns since wwere not together anymore CA: wwhat are wwe supposed to do here then if youre so smart kar
CG: YEAH MAN I MEAN CG: IT'S NOT REALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ANYONE ELSE IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR FORMER MOIRAIL'S HABITS. CG: YOU JUST COME OFF AS CLINGY AND PINING. CG: ANYWAY. CG: AS I SAID, I WON'T DISCOUNT YOUR STUPID THEORY, BUT LIMITED CONVERSATIONS FROM THE LOCALS SEEM TO IMPLY THAT WE'RE IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION. CG: THE MOTIVES OF WHICH ARE MYSTERIOUS AND LIKELY ASININE. CG: WHILE YOU'RE HERE, I ORDER YOU TO INVESTIGATE AROUND THE CITY FOR ANY CLUES THAT MIGHT HELP US ANSWER ANY FUCKING QUESTION WE HAVE.
CA: swweet murderous fuck i truly am pathetic arent i CA: ugh i am tryin but its hard wwhen youvve got all this feelins and shit bottled up inside CA: its at times like these that i wwish our lusus could have been a little more helpful CA: explainin these feelins to us CA: a hostage situation CA: wwe fuckin let our guards dowwn and get taken hostage CA: fuckin shit kar CA: since wwere bein held hostage i guess i wwill put aside my complex issues and invvestigate CA: wwe need to take down these fuckers once and for all before the others get trollnapped CA: wwhere is our base here then if wwere bein held hostage CA: wwe need some sort of a base wwhere wwe can all meet up to report CA: and in case wwe get others arrivvin here
CG: YES. YES YOU ARE. CG: GO AHEAD BOTTLE THOSE EMOTIONS BACK UP TO BE DEALT WITH AT A LATER DATE. CG: I'VE SET UP A TEMPORARY BASE OF OPERATIONS AT A RUN DOWN HIVE CALLED "THE MARSHALL STREET APARTMENTS." CG: ROOM 105. CG: IT HAS BASIC AMENITIES BUT IT'S STILL A LOAD GAPER CG: AND FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN THE REST OF PLACE ISN'T ANY BETTER. IT'S ONE GIANT SHITHOLE FILLED WITH LOUD, OBNOXIOUS TURDS. CG: THE ONLY UPSIDE IS THAT I'VE ACQUIRED A FLIPPERBEAST MINION. CG: I HAVE NAMED HIM BENFROMLOST.
CA: a flipperbeast minion CA: ill havve to look into that in the future CA: for noww uh CA: kar i think i might need help CA: im kind of in the dark hidin from the sun and CA: wwell i dont knoww howw the fuck to get to marswwamp fuckland CA: so a little help gettin me there would be CA: oh i dont knoww CA: fuckin fantastically helpful CA: bring an umbrella or some sort of shady thing CA: fuck if im goin to burn here because of the damn warm light orb star
CG: WELL SHIT I DON'T HAVE A MAP. CG: I DIDN'T PRIORITIZE THAT OVER INVESTIGATING A POSSIBLE NOIR-SIGHTING, AND BY THE TIME I NEEDED ONE, I HAD A GUIDE. CG: AND I CAN'T FUCKING LEAVE AS IT IS. CG: I'M STARTING TO HATE CURRENT ME THE MORE TIME I SPEND WITH HIM. CG: MYSELF. CG: WOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I. CG: NO WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT. CG: EITHER WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING SUN GOES DOWN OR FIND YOUR OWN MEANS. THE BEST I CAN DO IN MY CURRENT SITUATION IS GUIDE YOU BY NAVIGATING THE LANDMARKS I SAW. CG: JUST SUCK IT UP YOU PANSY FISHFACE, I BRAVED THE SUN WHILE FUCKING BLEEDING TO DEATH.
CA: dont you havve your cohort or somethin CA: im pretty sure youre just goin to get me lost if you dont knoww wwhat the fuck youre doin CA: anyone wwho you can vvaguely trust in this shithole is good enough for noww CA: im sure you can find someone of relativve helpfulness CA: someone more helpful than your sorry current state of a husk
CG: HE'S BORDERLINE RETARDED. CG: BESIDES I'M NOT SENDING OUT BENFROMLOST TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS. HE'S A TALKING PENGUIN AND YOU'RE A GODDAMN TROLL. CG: SUCK IT UP. CG: THE ONE WHO GUIDED ME HERE WAS COUNTRY JAPAN. CG: HE'S THAT SLANTY-EYED HUMANOID CREATURE YOU WERE JUST BLABBING TO. GO ASK HIM. CG: BY THE WAY THEY'RE EVEN MORE BIZARRE IN REAL LIFE. CG: AND THIS ONE HAS A WEIRD ASS ACCENT. WEIRDER THAN YOURS.
CA: my accent is not wweird you bleedinfucker CA: ugh do i evven havve to tell you that i havve been out in the goddamn sun CA: cause i havve for a wwhile but i cant handle being out in the sun anymore kar CA: its too goddamn irritatin CA: the largest organ on my body still burns from the rays of that hell star CA: ugh fine ill ask the country japan CA: he seems most trustable for the time bein CA: dont know if hell be a backstabbin stabby mcstabface like vvri later but wwe shall see
CG: FUCK.
CG: JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I'D FINALLY HAVE SOME PEACE, HERE COMES THE FUCKING CIRCUS.
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CA: youre the one wwho brought us all here
CA: at least says the fuckass wwho i am trolling noww
CA: wwait in the freakin hornpile if you need to
CA: place is startin to look like a fuckin nest of grubs
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CG: SOME ASSHOLE HUMANS DID.
CG: OKAY HERE I'LL BE EVERY SORT OF FUCKING CIVIL FOR A SECOND TO GIVE YOU THE LOW-DOWN:
CG: AS FAR AS I'M AWARE, THIS UNIVERSE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE GAME, AT LEAST NOT IN A DIRECT WAY.
CG: IT SEEMS TO STAND OUTSIDE THE TIME LINES OF HUMAN EGBERT'S UNIVERSE AND WHATEVER OTHER UNIVERSES THE REST OF THIS PILE OF RUINS' OCCUPANTS WERE ORIGINALLY FROM.
CG: OR SO I'VE BEEN TOLD. THERE IS NO CONNECTION TO ANY OTHER UNIVERSES OR TIME LINES.
CG: IT'S LIKE ONE STAGNANT CESSPOOL OF TIME.
CG: I'M SURE YOU'LL ENJOY WADING IN IT.
CG: ALRIGHT NOW I'M BACK TO HATING AND/OR IGNORING YOUR EXISTENCE.
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CA: wwhat a bunch of digustin naked monkies they are
CA: here i thought
CA: you knoww wwhat nevvermind
CA: so youre sayin wevve been sucked into some other wwriggler game
CA: but this time its awway from the game and the humans univverse that wwe created
CA: you mean to fuckin tell me that
CA: wwere in the middle of fuckin no wwhere in the wwhole galaxies of univverses
CA: great just wwhat wwe needed
CA: some push along game fucker upper thats goin to
CA: as the name suggests
CA: game fuck us up
CA: just fuckin great
CA: GLUB GLUB GLUB
CA: is it just you and me stuck here or are they all here airin out their trash again
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CG: WE ARE BASICALLY IN A BUMFUCK NOWHERE UNIVERSE THAT PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN REGISTER ON THE GRAND SCALE OF VALUE OF EXISTENCE.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME? I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK.
CG: SO FAR I'VE ONLY CONFIRMED THAT JACK NOIR ISN'T HERE.
CG: IT SEEMS TO BE JUST US.
CG: LUCKY ME.
CG: I AM THE LUCKIEST.
CG: I HAVE ALL THE FUCKING LUCK.
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CA: i havve some newws wwhich may or may not get your sad slack of hope up
CA: perhaps wwe are facing a dangerous test from our kind
CA: somehoww wwevve been sent here right
CA: perhaps it is a test to see if wwe can become thereshecutioners and conquerors and stuff
CA: it wwould explain wwhy this place is such an empty shell wwithout a crab of life
CA: you knoww like they only supply meger supplies to the denizens here
CA: so wwe can try to conquer them like our ancestors once did
CA: maybe this place looks like its in a bumfuck nowwhere univverse but in actuality it may be one of the many planets our race has conquered
CA: it holds similarities to the ones ivve read about
CA: many similarities
CA: not all of them but
CA: many of them
CA: just my twwo glubs about this situation
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CG: MADE EVEN STUPIDER BY ALL YOUR IRRITATING FISH PUNS.
CG: BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN PROVE OTHERWISE.
CG: I WON'T DISREGARD IT ENTIRELY UNTIL I'VE COLLECTED MORE INFORMATION
CG: OR UNTIL A NEW THEORY IS PRESENTED THAT ISN'T SO STUPID.
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CA: fef has the fish puns
CA: its just somethin i picked up on wwhen she and i wwere moirals
CA: ...
CA: i guess i should drop the fish puns since wwere not together anymore
CA: wwhat are wwe supposed to do here then if youre so smart kar
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CG: IT'S NOT REALLY ATTRACTIVE TO ANYONE ELSE IF YOU KEEP UP YOUR FORMER MOIRAIL'S HABITS.
CG: YOU JUST COME OFF AS CLINGY AND PINING.
CG: ANYWAY.
CG: AS I SAID, I WON'T DISCOUNT YOUR STUPID THEORY, BUT LIMITED CONVERSATIONS FROM THE LOCALS SEEM TO IMPLY THAT WE'RE IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION.
CG: THE MOTIVES OF WHICH ARE MYSTERIOUS AND LIKELY ASININE.
CG: WHILE YOU'RE HERE, I ORDER YOU TO INVESTIGATE AROUND THE CITY FOR ANY CLUES THAT MIGHT HELP US ANSWER ANY FUCKING QUESTION WE HAVE.
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CA: ugh i am tryin but its hard wwhen youvve got all this feelins and shit bottled up inside
CA: its at times like these that i wwish our lusus could have been a little more helpful
CA: explainin these feelins to us
CA: a hostage situation
CA: wwe fuckin let our guards dowwn and get taken hostage
CA: fuckin shit kar
CA: since wwere bein held hostage i guess i wwill put aside my complex issues and invvestigate
CA: wwe need to take down these fuckers once and for all before the others get trollnapped
CA: wwhere is our base here then if wwere bein held hostage
CA: wwe need some sort of a base wwhere wwe can all meet up to report
CA: and in case wwe get others arrivvin here
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CG: GO AHEAD BOTTLE THOSE EMOTIONS BACK UP TO BE DEALT WITH AT A LATER DATE.
CG: I'VE SET UP A TEMPORARY BASE OF OPERATIONS AT A RUN DOWN HIVE CALLED "THE MARSHALL STREET APARTMENTS."
CG: ROOM 105.
CG: IT HAS BASIC AMENITIES BUT IT'S STILL A LOAD GAPER
CG: AND FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN THE REST OF PLACE ISN'T ANY BETTER. IT'S ONE GIANT SHITHOLE FILLED WITH LOUD, OBNOXIOUS TURDS.
CG: THE ONLY UPSIDE IS THAT I'VE ACQUIRED A FLIPPERBEAST MINION.
CG: I HAVE NAMED HIM BENFROMLOST.
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CA: ill havve to look into that in the future
CA: for noww uh
CA: kar i think i might need help
CA: im kind of in the dark hidin from the sun and
CA: wwell i dont knoww howw the fuck to get to marswwamp fuckland
CA: so a little help gettin me there would be
CA: oh i dont knoww
CA: fuckin fantastically helpful
CA: bring an umbrella or some sort of shady thing
CA: fuck if im goin to burn here because of the damn warm light orb star
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CG: I DIDN'T PRIORITIZE THAT OVER INVESTIGATING A POSSIBLE NOIR-SIGHTING, AND BY THE TIME I NEEDED ONE, I HAD A GUIDE.
CG: AND I CAN'T FUCKING LEAVE AS IT IS.
CG: I'M STARTING TO HATE CURRENT ME THE MORE TIME I SPEND WITH HIM.
CG: MYSELF.
CG: WOW WHAT THE FUCK AM I.
CG: NO WAIT DON'T ANSWER THAT.
CG: EITHER WAIT UNTIL THE FUCKING SUN GOES DOWN OR FIND YOUR OWN MEANS. THE BEST I CAN DO IN MY CURRENT SITUATION IS GUIDE YOU BY NAVIGATING THE LANDMARKS I SAW.
CG: JUST SUCK IT UP YOU PANSY FISHFACE, I BRAVED THE SUN WHILE FUCKING BLEEDING TO DEATH.
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CA: im pretty sure youre just goin to get me lost if you dont knoww wwhat the fuck youre doin
CA: anyone wwho you can vvaguely trust in this shithole is good enough for noww
CA: im sure you can find someone of relativve helpfulness
CA: someone more helpful than your sorry current state of a husk
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CG: BESIDES I'M NOT SENDING OUT BENFROMLOST TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS. HE'S A TALKING PENGUIN AND YOU'RE A GODDAMN TROLL.
CG: SUCK IT UP.
CG: THE ONE WHO GUIDED ME HERE WAS COUNTRY JAPAN.
CG: HE'S THAT SLANTY-EYED HUMANOID CREATURE YOU WERE JUST BLABBING TO. GO ASK HIM.
CG: BY THE WAY THEY'RE EVEN MORE BIZARRE IN REAL LIFE.
CG: AND THIS ONE HAS A WEIRD ASS ACCENT. WEIRDER THAN YOURS.
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CA: ugh do i evven havve to tell you that i havve been out in the goddamn sun
CA: cause i havve for a wwhile but i cant handle being out in the sun anymore kar
CA: its too goddamn irritatin
CA: the largest organ on my body still burns from the rays of that hell star
CA: ugh fine ill ask the country japan
CA: he seems most trustable for the time bein
CA: dont know if hell be a backstabbin stabby mcstabface like vvri later but wwe shall see
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