Eridan: Have 99 problems. (And a beach ain't one.)

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ladies and gentlemen

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all of the cute forehead kisses

[asideglance]

[He was just... getting home. And now he's finding himself unable to move, and spotting Eridan...

... Wow Eridan.]

...Is that sort of thing necessary?

yess

[lonelyglub]

[Wow yourself you loser.

You're just hatin that you didn't think of this plan first.]

Of course! I am tryin to find myself a kismesis or a matesprit! Kar might just be the former but I'll alloww it for him to think on that wwhile he calms his tits dowwn after I kissed him and he tried to vviolently massacre me.

[asideglance]

Ah, but this sort of method captures even those who simply wish to pass by, like myself...

[lonelyglub]

That's the plan.

[asideglance]

[Long

awkward

silence]

I will not be able to prepare sandwiches if I am stuck here like this.

[lonelyglub]

Not my problem.

[99 PROBLEMS JAPAN. and your sandwwiches ain't one.]

[asideglance]

[Sighs, waits a little more...

Then leans down and kisses him on the forehead. THEN BLUSHING AND MOVING TO WALK INSIDE YUP...]

[lonelyglub]

[ ........

what. He is in shock.]

[asideglance]

[WELL JAPAN IS INSIDE NOW, HAVE FUN ON YOUR QUEST ERIDAN... blush desu]