Eridan: Engage in the Fourth Wall.

[lonelyglub]

okay lets get this one thing straight neww landlickers
i am king of the lake
it is me
so that means hands off the lake
i havve befriended the deadly creature wwho dwwells in the bottom murky depths
and he is hostile as am i!!
wwe wwill use force to removve you at once if wwe must

begone!

Comments

[glubglub38p]

-ERIDAN!!
YOU'R--E )(-----ER-E!!!!!!

[lonelyglub]

a course im here
ivve been here since like
forevver
okay maybe not forevver
but it might as wwell be forevver!!!

[glubglub38p]

Well, glub!
)(ow s)(ould I know t)(at!!
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((ooc: Oh, I guess I should mention she's like pre-EVERTHING.))

okok

[lonelyglub]

glub!

[glubglub38p]

W)(y do you )(ave to be so M--EAN!!

[lonelyglub]

because that is our heritage fef
wwhy cant you understand this

[glubglub38p]

T)(at's silly, and you know it.
You can make an exception for me, you know!
Glub!!

[lonelyglub]

wwell youre higher up than me
itd be stupid if i dont treat you wwith some decency and respect

WOW im still getting used to this im so sorry!!!

[glubglub38p]

Sea!
I knew you )(ad it in you!! Now, w)(at's t)(is about you being king of t)(e lake?!
T---ELL M-E MOR-E!!

cuteeee

[lonelyglub]

im the ruler of this dump
until furhter notice

w-wow totally not cute

[glubglub38p]

W)(y not be t)(e ruler forever and ever?

yes

[lonelyglub]

...wwait
are you tellin me to be the ruler noww?

lkjlkjsalfkjaf

[glubglub38p]

W-ELL, DU)(.

cutie

[lonelyglub]

....

Re: cutie

[glubglub38p]

)(u)(?
Catfis)( got your tongue?

[lonelyglub]

i just
usually youre all
GLUB GLUB GLUB GLUB ERIDAN GLUB GLUB GLUB BE NICE GLUB GLUB GLUB STOP KILLIN PEOPLE GLUB GLUB GLUB