Eridan: As the Prince of Hope, instill hope among the populous.

[lonelyglub]

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you probably saww wwhat the captain of dumpasses said (dontcallmegolbut come on wwere stronger then that

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[lonelyglub]

its true though
i meant evvery wword

its like he pratically gavve us a death sentence
and believve me i knoww that hopeless feelin wwhen someone says 'youre doomed youre all goin to die'
ok?

wwhere im from my home planet was destroyed
our temporairy homes until wwe wwin the ultimate prize wwere destroyed
ensurin that wwe dont get powwerful
our god beds havve also been destroyed
the ultimate prize a chance to havve a neww home and a neww life
destroyed
surely our dream selvves in prospit and derse have been destroyed makin us incapable of havvin that one extra livve
noww wwe wwait in banishment wwith supplies runnin loww and no wwhere else to go unless wwe wwant to vvery wwell march out to our death by the sovvereign slayer

so do you think i just wwant to sit by and let him think wwe havve a hopeless shot at this?
at least a powwerful enemy wwho can travvel anywwhere isnt out to get us here
and there is things to gather and hunt to survvivve

people dont wwant to hear howw hopeless the situation is
im not the prince of hope for laughs there has to be something as to wwhy the game gavve me that name
its because i knoww hopeful situations wwhen i see them

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[gochuugoku]

Of course not, no one would ever want to just sit by and listen to how hopeless things may look. I have been in many seemingly hopeless situations myself, but I always held out some kind of hope. I did not want to let my people down, I stayed strong for them. I am not a prince, but I am very different from the humans.

May I have your name, Prince of Hope?

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[lonelyglub]

the troll eridan ampora

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[gochuugoku]

Okay, Eridan. My name is Wang Yao and I come from a country known as the People's Republic of China.

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[lonelyglub]

NEVVER HEARD OF IT
but if a country thing is like the douchebag of the risin sun then
does your country specialize in makin anythin
such as sandwwiches

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[gochuugoku]

[Dunno what a douchebag was, but he had an idea of the rising sun.]

I take it you know Japan then?

But yes, my country specializes in a variety of Chinese cuisine dishes.

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[lonelyglub]

japan is our sandwwich factory
he is highly prized for the sandwwiches he makes us
except wwe dont havve insurance on him just yet

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[gochuugoku]

Well, I would hope he could make decent food. If not, I would be disappointed in him.

Eastern cuisine definitely has more taste to it than English food!

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[lonelyglub]

wwhats an english

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[gochuugoku]

It's what we call the nationality of the people from England in my world.

Although... If you really want to know what an English is, just look for a man with thick eyebrows that really need to meet a razor.

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[lonelyglub]

sounds dangerous

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[gochuugoku]

It is!

He likes to take other people's siblings, or children, and claim them as his colonies! Then again, we were Allies back during the war, but still...! I have my reasons for being hostile toward him.

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[lonelyglub]

sounds frightenin!/font>

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[gochuugoku]

He can be, but I can be just as frightening!

Anyways, back to the previous topic... What are your plans, Eridan, to take control of the current situation?

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[lonelyglub]

wwell
i dont knoww honestly
i mean there are plenty of things to eat if wwe just look past the mold or questionality of "can wwe eat this?"
plus wwevve got fighters for defense purposes
but wwe need to keep alivve any monsters so that they can get rid of the bodies