Eridan: Report your raptor attack case.

[lonelyglub]

[ Sup Discedo, did you miss Eri? Well Eri has something important to say. Lo and behold purple blood oozing from his ripped up arm which he is desperately trying to hold down onto but with, alas, no hope.]

DONT TRUST TAVV

Comments

voice.

[ethericbit]

Uh, don't you think you should patch it up?

[ he has no sense of personal safety but blood gushing out from an arm does seem pretty dangerous ]

voice.

[lonelyglub]

yes but i cant find any bandages

voice.

[ethericbit]

Just use some tape or something like that! That'll make it stop bleeding, at least. [ that's what he does!! but that's only for his fingers ]

voice.

[lonelyglub]

ok
givve me some tape

voice.

[ethericbit]

Uh, I don't really have that much- can't you find some in a drawer or something?

[ he is that mean ok ]

Re: voice.

[lonelyglub]

oh sure let me just check
OF COURSE I DONT HAVVE ANY IN A DRAWWER

voice.

[ethericbit]

Alright, fine! Where are you, anyway?

[ he usually wouldn't give a crap but if you're going to keep bugging him!! besides there is still a kid in there, he kind of doesn't want to see a dude bleed out ]

Re: voice.

[lonelyglub]

the mall clearly
wwhere else wwould i find a horde of snagglebeasts

voice -> actionspam??

[ethericbit]

Okay, gimmie a minute. Snagglebeats...?

[ AND HE'S OFF with a very very thin roll of duct tape ]

actionspammm

[lonelyglub]

[Cute. Eridan will just be at the mall. Bleeding.

BUT GOOD NEWS, he is not being eaten by raptors.]

Re: actionspammm

[ethericbit]

[ Jack is not cute. he's never cute.

but no eventually he'll find Eridan, after about...20 minutes? yeah he took long enough. staring at that purple blood... ]

...Whoa, that is pretty bad.