Eridan: Initiate Troll-Amber Alert.

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

ivve got a troll amber alert here for one karkat vvantas

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[thegreathonk]

[ By the time you manage to open up a video response you are just absolutely in tears. You are the saddest troll in existence. Just look at them purple waterworks go. :'o( ]

WhO wOuLd KiDnAp My MaIn MaN, mAn?
WhO tHe MoThErFuCk WoUlD dO tHaT?

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[lonelyglub]

some horrible horrible brinesuckin bastard probably

[Tears and Video]

[thegreathonk]

BuT wHy, MaN?
i NeEdEd To HaVe A mOtHeRfUcKiNg HeArT-tO-hEaRt WiTh HiM, mAn.
ThE wOrSt ShIt JuSt HaPpEnEd AnD i DoN't KnOw WhaT tO dO.

[ B'aww ]

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[lonelyglub]

jesus crackers gam
get a hold of yourself
wwere nevver goin to find kar if you just bawwwww
bawwww my life sucks
wwaahhh ill nevver see kar again
you wwill if you stop cryin

[thegreathonk]

[ Sniff. ]

YoU'rE rIgHt.
I'm JuSt
I'm JuSt GuNnA gO lOoK fOr HiM tHeN.

[ Sniff. ]

[lonelyglub]

good to hear your enthusiasm for your fine tempered leader

[thegreathonk]

WiLl YoU cOmE wItH mE?
i DoN't WaNnA gEt My ShIt WrEcKeD bY mOnStErS aNd ShIt.

[lonelyglub]

do i havve to

[thegreathonk]

[ You cheer up a little.

... a little. ]

It'D bE nIcE.