Eridan: Be free of your chip and your lunch.

[lonelyglub]

guhhh wwhy didnt anyone tell me this chip removvalin business wwould make you nauseated
i just ugh
sol
hey sol
are you sick too?

> Sollux: You cannot respond! You are too busy throwing up into the load gaper.

ewwwwww dont do that
noww im goin-

> Eridan: You find yourself vomiting into a frying pan. What the hell is a frying pan? You don't

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[ethericbit]

oh man, you guys got your chips out? finally! haha!

[ now he and sol's secret plan can commence! ...eventually... ]

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[lonelyglub]

it wwas a success

[...what plan.]

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[ethericbit]

well yeah, that's obvious.
so what can you do with it out?

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[lonelyglub]

nothin much
it just brings back mu levvels
so im stronger noww

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[ethericbit]

levels? what, like a video game?

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[lonelyglub]

somethin like that
i guess
wwhats a vvideo game?

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[ethericbit]

um it's kind of like a story on a computer or whatever, that you control. they're pretty cool.

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[lonelyglub]

oh
so kind of like flarp games?

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[ethericbit]

i wouldn't know. i'm not an alien, haha.

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[lonelyglub]

howw fuckin rude
you are too an alien
i just havve the courtesy of not callin you one
unlike you

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[ethericbit]

yeah yeah, whatever. trolls.
that's real weird, actually. we have a word for trolls on earth too, but they're little crazy dwarf things most of the time.

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[lonelyglub]

wwell that is like half accurate
some of us are crazy
especially sol
he is the craziest of all crazies
the kind of crazy if you wwill
but there is no such royal crowwn as the king of crazy
so he is but a fake king

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[ethericbit]

hey, he's not that crazy! he seems pretty stable to me. i mean not counting the stuff about voices in his head, that's really crazy.

huh. i guess he is kind of weird, haha!

[ it's funny because Jack's pretty crazy himself. ]

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[lonelyglub]

hes totally crazy okay
you aint seen half the crazy sea horse shit he pulls okay

you dont havve to livve with him in this dump city

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[ethericbit]

what, so the fact that he has dead people talking to him isn't good enough for you?

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[p2iioniic]

yeah.

fuckiing 2uck2.