Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

[lonelyglub]

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

okay for those of you wwho may or may not knoww

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[confidencelegs]

wOW, uHHHH,
wELL, fIRST, i JUST WANT TO SAY THAT i AM GLAD THAT, uHHH, wE ARE ALL SAFE, fOR NOW ANYWAYS,

aND, i ALSO WANTED TO SAY THAT, uHHH, wELL, wHAT EXACTLY WOULD GETTING YOUR CHIP OUT DO, uHHH, fOR YOU,

i MEAN, yOU USE GUNS, rIGHT,,,
sO, dO YOU STILL HAVE THE, uHHH, sHOOTY THINGY FROM EARLIER,
bECAUSE, i WOULD SAY, tHAT IS SOMEWHAT EASIER THAN POWERS,
lIKE A, uHHH, tROLL POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE, uHHH, gAME,
aDMITTEDLY THOUGH, i GUESS THE ONLY PUZZLE WOULD BE, uHHH, uSE GUN ON, yOU KNOW, fACE,

[lonelyglub]

i wwant my chip out because that is pratically a social status around here

i bluntly apologize for not bein a magical fuckass and pullin miracles out of my ass like its nobodys fuckin business
and yes i havve my gun but you knoww wwhat
havve you evven seen that thing fire stuff
ITS WWORKIN LIKE A LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT HERE
and on top of that i dont havve any levvels

so unlike the rest of you assholes wwho have wweapons that wwork or powwers
im pratically at the bottom of the powwer spectrum
havvin my chip out wwould at least grant me the ability to gain my levvels back

so wwhat wwould gettin my chip out for me do
I DONT KNOWW YOU FUCKIN TELL ME BECAUSE BY GOD I DONT HAVVE ANYTHIN IN THIS FUCKIN DESOLATED PLANET OF LOSERS

[confidencelegs]

wELL, uHHH,
wHY DON'T YOU JUST NOT GET IT OUT, tHEN,

i MEAN, i THOUGHT YOU ALREADY HAD THE LEVELS,
bUT IF THEY DIDN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING, uHHH,,,wHY BOTHER, i GUESS WOULD BE MY POINT,

[lonelyglub]

these chips set your levvels back to zero
i wwould gain the levvels by removvin my chip

but evven if they dont
at least i wwould have a social status here
somethin of wworth

[confidencelegs]

bUT, uHHH,
iF IT'S JUST FOR SOCIAL, uHH, rANKING, aND SUCH,
aREN'T YOU COOL ENOUGH WITHOUT THE CHIP, uHH, aLREADY,

i MEAN, yOU'RE REALLY SMART, aND STUFF, pLUS YOU AND kARKAT HAVE BEEN DOING A GOOD JOB LEADING, i WOULD SAY, }:)

[lonelyglub]

are you just sayin that

[confidencelegs]

nO,
lIKE, uHH, yOU ARE SOMETIMES DOWNRIGHT, uHHH, uNKIND AT ME,
bUT i MEAN, wHEN dENMARK WAS ABOUT TO BUST INTO OUR, yOU KNOW, rESPITEBLOCK,
yOU ORGANIZED THE BARRICADE, aND SUCH,
aND i GUESS MY POINT WOULD BE THAT IF YOU AND sOLLUX WOULD FIGHT, uHHH, a LITTLE LESS, tHEN US TROLLS COULD ACTUALLY, yOU KNOW, gET A LOT OF STUFF DONE,

uHHH, i'M NOT SAYING WE SHOULD, uHHH, dO ANY CONQUERING OR CULLING OR, uHH, ANYTHING, bUT THIS PLACE IS, wELL, i SHOULD SAY, a LOT DIFFERENT FROM aLTERNIA, oR sKAIA, oR, uHH, aNYTHING LIKE THAT, aND MAYBE WE ARE SAFE FROM THE DEMON THIS WAY,,,

sO i GUESS MY POINT WOULD BE, wE COULD ALL TRY TO MAKE THINGS A LITTLE LESS,

nOT cIVILIZED, i GUESS,
yEAH, tHAT, uHHH,
sOUNDS NICE,

[lonelyglub]

wwe havvent fought in twwo wweeks
and look howw productivve wwe been
real fuckin productivve

i dont get wwhy youre so concerned ovver this
unless youre tryin to auspistice for us
in wwhich case thanks but no thanks

and by the wway
need i remind you that
sol started the last fight

[confidencelegs]

aUSPITICE,

uHHH, nO, iT'S NOT LIKE THAT, rEALLY,
i GUESS I WOULD SAY THAT, uHHH, bOTH OF YOU HAVE AT SOME POINT THREATENED TO HARM ME, uHHH, iN SOME MANNER, i BELIEVE, rELATED TO MY LEGS OR, uHHHH, iNABILITY TO USE THEM,
aND i GUESS i JUST DON'T WANT FOR THAT TO,,,yOU KNOW,
hAPPEN,

[lonelyglub]

...hey tavv
evver wwonder wwhat fallin out a wwindoww is like
because it sounds to me like youre tryin to say sol and i are the same

[confidencelegs]

dON'T, uHHH, tHROW ME OUT A WINDOW, pLEASE,
bECAUSE THAT ISN'T WHAT i SAID,

[lonelyglub]

wwell its your lucky day because
im not goin to throww you out the wwindoww
instead
i havve some business to take care of
wwhich you are about to see right noww

[Re; the thread above with Sollux]

[p2iioniic]

ok tavro2.
look.
2croll up and look at me tryiing two bury the bladed 2iingle-handed 2triikiing tool here.
and look at the ab2olute bull2hiit ii have two deal wiith iin return.

[confidencelegs]

uHHH,
i GUESS, i MEAN, yOU GUYS COULD PERHAPS BE MAKING, uHH, pROGRESS,
aT NOT KILLING EACH OTHER, uHHH, sO MUCH, i GUESS,,,

[lock // AT + TA // 50%]

[p2iioniic]

[AND NOW AFTER THAT LITTLE FIGHT... And Sollux left to go to the greenhouse so he's not in the hive anymore.]

yeah.
that went well.

[Locked]

[confidencelegs]

uHHH,,,
sORRY, i WISH i COULD HAVE, uHHH, dONE MORE TO HELP, }:(

[Tavros is also out meandering around in the streets.]