Eridan: Give the State of the Hive speech.

Mar 27, 2011 13:54

-- caligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling DiscedoCity [DC] --

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the state of the hive, exit via window, chip removvals, chipless husk race, there is a blockade on our door

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:04:12 UTC
you've got two be fuckiing kiiddiing me.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 18:05:00 UTC
loww bloods to the back of the line

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:05:56 UTC
no.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 18:08:28 UTC
wwell someone has to go first to keep the psionics land dwweller in his place
if i dont get my chip out first youre just goin to punch my teeth out evven wwhen i did nothin wwrong
like twwo wweeks ago when you chipped my fuckin tooth
i didnt fuckin do anything you beefaced pansy

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:15:51 UTC
1. ii know and ii fuckiing apologiized for that 2o you need two 2top briingiing iit up.
2. ii'm not goiing two punch your teeth out agaiin.
2o 2top iit.
ju2t 2top.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 18:21:04 UTC
wwell wwell wwell
then wwhats all this 'chipless husk race' tavv wwas talkin about
because im pretty shore thats implyin somethin you fuckass

and oh by the fuckin wwavve
thanks for blocking me you asininein bee

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:27:03 UTC
ii blocked you becau2e ii diidn't want two deal wiith you at the tiime.
ii 2tiill don't but ii'm feeliing generou2 at the moment.
and thii2 need2 two be cleared up.
ii'm gettiing my chiip out two.
that'2 all.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 18:32:36 UTC
fine fine but im gettin mine out first
i dont get wwhy evveryone has their horns in a bunch ovver me getting my chip out

its like the rest of you are sayin
i dont havve any powwers
no i dont evven havve any levvels currently
instead i havve a legendary gun that is wworkin like a legendary piece of blubber

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:37:10 UTC
iif he take2 you fiir2t 2ure.
but he ii2n't.

the 2hiity gun ii2n't the only thiing you have.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 18:40:11 UTC
he wwill

its the only thing i havve that wworks to some extent
evven if it wworks like a boat tryin to dock wwithout an anchor

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:50:35 UTC
except no.

2o your "feel2 liike hope" wand doe2n't do 2hiit, ii2 that iit.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 18:54:29 UTC
i fuckin told you not to mention that again!

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 18:57:08 UTC
oh whoop2.

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 19:00:21 UTC
you fuckin asshole!

[Where are you Sollux because Eridan is marching right over there and punching you in the back of your head.]

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p2iioniic March 27 2011, 19:16:53 UTC
[In the kitchen space. And now being bludgeoned with royal rings to the back of the head, which he immediately goes to putting a distance between them, and rubbing the back of his head.]

Fuck you! I didn't even mean to!

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lonelyglub March 27 2011, 19:23:11 UTC
[Eridan pulls the wand from inside his cape and holds it up to Sollux to see. He looks, really. Pissed off. You aren't supposed to mention the wand, he's still shy about his liking to magic you know. Gosh.]

I told you not to tell ANYONE but no. You havve to go and say it wwhere evveryone on the open communicator can read it! Wwhy did I evver think I could trust you for evven a second!?

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