Eridan: Acquire dentistry help.

[lonelyglub]

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anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
it wwas cracked by some asshole wwho started a fight wwith me
and if i can removve it noww it wwill groww back properly
ill ask again

anyone knoww of any procedures i can do to removve a tooth
notice howw i said ithat means i

Comments

[tripolardisordr]

Just let someone punch it out the rest of the way.

[lonelyglub]

i dont trust anyone to do that

[tripolardisordr]

Don't be such a baby! Just find someone sensitive, insult their mother and let the magic happen!

[lonelyglub]

look i wwas already in a fight
i dont trust anyone to knock this particular tooth out
theyll probably fuck up and knock another one out
and then id be back to square one

[tripolardisordr]

So just knock them all out and quit whining, you wuss! If it's loose at all, you can try tying it to a door and slamming it.

[lonelyglub]

i need some of my fangs excuse you
thats utterly disgraceful if i cant evven cheww my owwn food

tyin it to a door... that might wwork

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[tripolardisordr]

What was that? All I'm hearing is "wah wah I'm too much of a baby to rip it out myself"!

[tripolardisordr]

Why don't...you just go to the doctors...?

[lonelyglub]

and all i hear is bluh bluh bluh im a huge bitch

dont trust em

[tripolardisordr]

Oh yeah?! Well, "BLUH BLUH I'M A STUPID INFERIOR BEING WITH UGLY FANGS", that's you!

Why? Aren't doctors supposed to help people?

[lonelyglub]

bluh bluh bluh bluh bleh bluh
thats you

im not human theyre human
evvery fuckass human ivve met has been so unsensitivve to other peoples cultures
just think
if they dont evven havve the decency to be sensitivve about stuff that may havve emotional or sentimental vvalues
wwhat wwill they do wwith your body if your different
research it for science probably

[tripolardisordr]

I can't argue with any of that. Humans are remarkably dense at the best of times. Still, it's only a tooth. I doubt they could go terribly wrong with that. You'll simply have to decide what's worse; enduring their company or possibly maiming yourself.

Or you could let me knock it out; I'd be happy to "help"!

[Helpful and eloquent to BLUH BLUH BITCH in two seconds, how nice...]

[lonelyglub]

its not their company i havve a problem wwith
i just
if i go to them ill be alone
wwith people i dont trust

the last time i needed a doctor wwell
the other guys wwere wwith me

[So kind!!]

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[tripolardisordr]

Are you for real? Then take a friend along to hold your hand, like the child that you are! Are you telling me you can't take on a few humans? Why don't you suck it up and face them like a REAL...

[tripolardisordr]

...what are you, anyway.

[lonelyglub]

I DONT NEED MY HAND HELD
i just dont wwant to be in a vvulnerable position and die
dyin sucks okay
i am just takin evvery caution i can not to die

im a troll