ERIDAN: Interrogate the flipperbeasts with Feferi.

[lonelyglub]

[ GREETINGS DISCEDO, well, at least what is left of discedo. We would like you to fondly regard the prinny couple before the communicator. Who seem very, very confused. Perhaps it is the rather fishy shadows looming over them that is questioning. ]

HEY FLIPPERBEASTS wwhere is all the fish

"Hey, what's this dood talking about?" "I have no idea--"

Comments

[perversedly]

Finally! Someone who gets that!

[lonelyglub]

the interrogation wwith vviolence

[perversedly]

Well, yeah. It's the best way to go about it.

[lonelyglub]

of course it is

finally a human wwho fuckin gets it

[perversedly]

Oh.

What are you?

[lonelyglub]

a troll from the planet alternia

[perversedly]

Never heard of it!

[lonelyglub]

as expected from the race of your kind

[perversedly]

It must be really tiny. Like, a speck of dust tiny.

[lonelyglub]

my planet is not tiny it spans ovver many a univverses and galaxies because wwe are conquerors of planets

wwe are like gods

and wwe are gods at least to your puny little pathetic race

[perversedly]

Are you coming for us?

[lonelyglub]

if by comin for us you mean im comin at you wwith my god gun then sure

[perversedly]

Why don't you do that to here already?

[lonelyglub]

i wwould if it wwas wworkin and if i kneww my wway around yet

im not familiar wwith this planet for tuna okay

[perversedly]

Maybe if you destroy it all we can go back home!

[lonelyglub]

perhaps but that isnt the reason wwhy im goin to destroy it