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I am conviced Sephiroth is the very incarnation of Satan.
The funniest thing is, I don't remember him being so... insane to beat in the original game, LOL. It's like Square thought "Hey, Sephiroth's the coolest villain we ever made. Let's power him up in every single appearance he makes in other games!" Just, what the fuck.
I totally skipped his battle and went directly to the last boss in Kingdom Hearts. That's so... wrong. Skipping extra battles is like... Finishing Star Ocean 2 without going to the Cave of Trails. Like not getting Lezard Valeth in the Seraphic Gate in Valkyrie Profile. Like never setting foot on the Deep Dungeon in Final Fantasy Tactics. Like never cheating to get the "The End" magic in Final Fantasy VIII. It just doesn't happen! Shouldn't happen!
But like I said, Sephiroth's Satan. Oh, he totally is.
And dude, One Winged Angel plays during his battle.
One Winged Angel.
Fuck you, Square.
Speaking of Square, should it be news at all that I'm totally into Kingdom Hearts fanfiction now? Like, Sleeping-at-one-am-because-I-was-reading-fanfiction bad. And slash fanfiction at that. Don't stare at me! This is Square we're talking about! Come on, best friends who became enemies? That's so Square. And since I'm a fucking Square groupie, it's so me.
*sigh*
Anyway, what the fuck is up with Chain of Memories. Talk about overly annoying new system of... everything. Cards? Just... Aaaaargh. This is going to take a while. And I was so hyped about playing Kingdom Hearts II T_T Maybe I should... Skip. Yeaaaah. Skip sounds good. Who cares about plot consistency? I want Roxas. Yeaaaaah.
(Watch me whine about Chain of Memories for the next month)
Goddamn you, Square. Just... goddamn you.