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[lonelybirthday]

Customer Harold on phone:
"I need a tire change, because my tire has been slashed. I saw a colored man walking around outside and knew I shouldn't've left my car there. If I was black none of this would've happened."

Me:
"May I have your location."

Harold:
"At the Kerry Democratic Volunteer Office. I just can't trust colored people."

Me:
"Yeah. I bet he was a republican, too."

Harold:
"Well, I certainly don't think political preference has anything to do with it."

Classic.