dip my fishsticks in my tartar
Went to the dentist this morning. It'd been too long since i've had a proper cleaning. My dentist is awesome..Rick. A real talker..But i was kind of in a hurry and he just kept wanting to talk about Texas Hold 'Em. Even when my mouth was full of picks and scrapers he was still talking about Vegas and meth labs (!?), expecting responses. I gagged the x-ray templates out. He had to find small, custom-sized ones for gaggers. So silly. Turns out i need two fillings..But that i've got very strong teeth and my gums look much better since my last visit. Also, he told me i've got nice breath. "Normally, i've very direct with my patients. They're not here to have me be polite. Once i start flossing it can get smelly. I'll tell them if their breath sucks. But you've got very nice breath." Man, I wanna make-out this weekend, now. Just to show off my breath. He told me to stay away from soda. I asked him if beer was bad for teeth..The answer is NO. Drink up. I walked out fresh and sparkly, with a new cheap toothbrush, a trial-size colgate tube, and a new pen. Thank you, Rick.