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Today we salute you Mr. John Kerry voter. While others are at the polls making informed decisions about their candidates, you are relying on Michael Moore for political advice. Yes. No. Maybe. The only thing we know for sure about Kerry is his three Purple Hearts. [say it again now] Sure George W. isn't the most articulate public speaker, but he's not scared of a football. So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Democratic Douchebag, because the republicans have Four More Years.
i stole that from matt but i was so damn funny
i stole that from matt but i was so damn funny