Will this thing called "Life" ever become easier?
Well nothing important has truely happened lately. Let's see I believe last time I wrote in here was on Wednesday or was it Thrursday. Let's go with Thursday. ALSO people the reason I right so long of entries is because I don't really want you people to read. If you do it fine, but I know most of you wont read it if it is long. Notice why after all of this time you people still bitch about it and yet I am still not writing short ones. Please Catch up on this thanks. PLEASE STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT! I don't care! Honestly!
Thursday- Well I was suspended, I didn't wake up until like 3pm because I just slept in what is the point of waking early to something that I am going to go do. My mom wouldn't let me go anywhere, I couldn't get on the computer. So all I had was the phone and the stuff in my room. No one calls me, nor do I call that many people. So I basically don't really need the phone. So yeah, I mostly slept, watched t.v., listened to the radio, and just took a shower. I think I already said this oh well. Not like majority of you read this so therefore it don't matter what the fuck I say. I probably could say I hate all of you and none of you would ever know. Oh well....
Friday-I stayed home from school, because I didn't feel good and also because I just didn't want to go to school. So I stayed home, slept, watched more t.v., listened to the radio, and took a shower. Sounds like the best party in the world HUH?
Saturday- HOLY SHIT! lol...Let's see I had Saturday school so I woke up at like 8:30am to get ready to go to that gay shit. I went it was so funny I took a soda can and put like a few peices of paper, the whole "Life" section in the newspaper, garbage from food me and a few friends ate, some russians garbage all in a small pop can. It was so fuckin' funny. Then I got a bottle of Mt. Dew that Cody, Alonzo and me all drank and I started to ask people for garbage (If you know the rules of Saturday school, you are not supposed to talk, so I kind of brought attention to me and the plan was cancelled). I only got a little from people, then I had to quite and the whole room was looking at me weird, I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY! I had to tame myself from busting up laughing. Then Alan, Lacy (the whore), and Whitney Ashley all started to make Farting noises and started to burp, I thought it was funny because the room was like DEAD sighlent and it sounded real so I just thought it was funny. The bad thing though that we were making a lot of noises so the guy made us stay in door until 12pm. He was going to make us pick up trash then let us go early but oh well, I didn't want to pick up garbage anyways, I am to fat to bend over and pick shit up, everytime I would bend over shit would be coming out of me! HAHAHAHA just kidding people...Well lets see After that me, Cody, and Alanzo all were waiting outside for our parent's well Alanzo was hoping he would get a ride from Cody's mom, but oh well. Well we were the last three and they wear getting cold and Cody figured his mom forgot so him and Alanzo started to walk, just as they started to walk away, my mom came, I started laughing because it was frezzing and they had to walk about 2-3 miles, plus up a hill. It was HILAROUS! Good times...I got home, and I asked my mom if she would give me money to the club she said no. I was like why not, she said why should she, because I got suspended, didn't go to school and I had saturday school. So yeah, I called Krista when I realized I couldn't go and I was already coxing a plan to go to the club, I basically already had enough money so I could pay my way in. So I was going to go to her house but my mom wouldn't let me, so I made a new plan, wait until 10:30 jump out my window then Krista comes pick me up we go to Albertson's change my Change in to Dollar bills. Then go. To my surprise my mom decided to go out, she thought I took sleeping pills but I didn't! hehehehe...So she left around 10:00pm, I was like hell yes PERFECT! I told Krista and she said well she was going to be alittle late because her mom wasn't home yet. So I waited, then finally she came, and I went to ALbertson's got our money we goofed off in the parking lot then we went to the club, all I need was a dollar witch I got. So when I got there of course I saw a lot of people I knew. Said hi to all, and then headed in. It was so fabolous! When I got in I started to dance with a few friends I haven't seen in over a month or so it was so great, so I danced with them then I saw my lovely friend (hot as well) Etienne, saw his lovely body art and gave him a hug. It was so wonderful, beginning of a perfect night. Well later on, I just traveled from one group of friends to another I loved it. I love being popular! So then I was hanging with Nancy and she was hanging with a girl named Danielle aka Danny and a boy named Corey. I have seen Corey a few times but never meet him, always thought he was quite hot and I have talked to Danny a few times. Well I soon meet up with all three and me and Corey kind of just hit it off, as you kids would say hehehe...We watched the Show together and all four of us were laughing and having a fun time watching it as well. (I put a dollar in Etienne's pants when he was performing hell yes I am cool) Anywho's! So then we all went to Nancy's car to get something then we hung out some more, then we went in to the bathroom had like a big bathroom talk thing which is ALWAYS fun, seriously! Then I had to look for Krista, and Corey had to look for Danny and Nancy because they left us alone for a while because they wanted to dance, so he found them really fast and I found Krista kind of as fast. Then we went back on the floor and I started to dance with Corey. It was great we were talking/dancing I think that is very entertaining. Then I leaned up against one of the polls and we started to make out (SCORE FOR THE JOSH MISTER!) It was quite hot, I so wanted to do more, but I am a good boy which respected people, and also had someone else on my mind. So I just left it at making out. Krista and them wanted to leave, so I told Nancy, Corey, and Danny to all give me there number which they did and I gave Corey mine, only becaused he asked, if he didn't I wouldn't. So yeah, then I left then we ran in to MARK (OH GOD POKE ME IN THE DAMN EYES, RIP MY BALLS OFF, AND KILL ME) So yeah...then we finally left then they took me home I climbed through my window and everything was gravy.
Sunday- I didn't wake up until 3pm, I thought it was so funny my mom thought I went to bed around 10:30pm and I woke up at 3pm the next day COME ON! Oh well! More fun and mischeif I get into! So yeah, woke up made breakfast for myself. Then went in my room and basically hibernated all day, I did talk to Patrick, with I thought was great. I would of called my new friends but I left their numbers in a coat that I left in Krista's car. So yeah I only talked to him, it was good though. I never went to bed, I was up from 3pm until now you will see what time it is in a sec. Well yeah...so during the middle of the night I took a shower, got ready like 2 hours before I usually wake up. I tapped my folder because it is falling to pieces, and jsut watched t.v. and listened to music. Fun huh? Then I went to school...
Monday- DEAR LORD! LONGEST DAY EVER! Well lets see Since I was up from 3pm till now (Right now it 8:30pm) I have been up for a total of almost 30 hours straight, no sleep! Yeah most of you (if you are ready this) would be like you need some sleep but the thing is I have been working on my fuckin' history project since I got home (2:30pm) until about 7:20pm. So I have been up dealing with that. I couldn't of done it without Tabetha though she is the one with the brains and helped me out SOOOO MUCH! So yeah, then I finally got the numbers from Krista, but my dear friends have bad hand writing so she could really make out all the numbers so she guessed well two of them aren't working, so I have to ask her to bring the piece of paper to me tomorrow because I can read really really bad hand writing so yeah...I can find out what the damn numbers are..So yeah..right now I am waiting for this damn computer to stop being so fuckin' stupid and pissing the shit out me! Okay htere we go. So yeah, I still have to go a whole bunch of Science, Geometry, and History homework. It's so tiring, especially because I have gotton no sleep, and plus I am going to wait until 11pm when Patrick gets off work, and HOPE that he will come over and see me since he hasn't in over a week, he said maybe he would but no promises. Hm.....Oh well....I don't know if I will go to school tomorrow I might be to exhausted to even open my fat eyes! Seriously! I am getting kind of cold and I am wearing a sweater weird. Oh well...So yeah there really isn't anything to write now, so I guess I will go now.. Bye bye people. Some of you should actually call me..not like I have a life or anything. CALL BITCHES! LEAVE COMMENTS TO YOU BITCHES! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T OR JUST NOT CARE EITHER ONE!
Fairy J,
aka Josh
Thursday- Well I was suspended, I didn't wake up until like 3pm because I just slept in what is the point of waking early to something that I am going to go do. My mom wouldn't let me go anywhere, I couldn't get on the computer. So all I had was the phone and the stuff in my room. No one calls me, nor do I call that many people. So I basically don't really need the phone. So yeah, I mostly slept, watched t.v., listened to the radio, and just took a shower. I think I already said this oh well. Not like majority of you read this so therefore it don't matter what the fuck I say. I probably could say I hate all of you and none of you would ever know. Oh well....
Friday-I stayed home from school, because I didn't feel good and also because I just didn't want to go to school. So I stayed home, slept, watched more t.v., listened to the radio, and took a shower. Sounds like the best party in the world HUH?
Saturday- HOLY SHIT! lol...Let's see I had Saturday school so I woke up at like 8:30am to get ready to go to that gay shit. I went it was so funny I took a soda can and put like a few peices of paper, the whole "Life" section in the newspaper, garbage from food me and a few friends ate, some russians garbage all in a small pop can. It was so fuckin' funny. Then I got a bottle of Mt. Dew that Cody, Alonzo and me all drank and I started to ask people for garbage (If you know the rules of Saturday school, you are not supposed to talk, so I kind of brought attention to me and the plan was cancelled). I only got a little from people, then I had to quite and the whole room was looking at me weird, I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FUNNY! I had to tame myself from busting up laughing. Then Alan, Lacy (the whore), and Whitney Ashley all started to make Farting noises and started to burp, I thought it was funny because the room was like DEAD sighlent and it sounded real so I just thought it was funny. The bad thing though that we were making a lot of noises so the guy made us stay in door until 12pm. He was going to make us pick up trash then let us go early but oh well, I didn't want to pick up garbage anyways, I am to fat to bend over and pick shit up, everytime I would bend over shit would be coming out of me! HAHAHAHA just kidding people...Well lets see After that me, Cody, and Alanzo all were waiting outside for our parent's well Alanzo was hoping he would get a ride from Cody's mom, but oh well. Well we were the last three and they wear getting cold and Cody figured his mom forgot so him and Alanzo started to walk, just as they started to walk away, my mom came, I started laughing because it was frezzing and they had to walk about 2-3 miles, plus up a hill. It was HILAROUS! Good times...I got home, and I asked my mom if she would give me money to the club she said no. I was like why not, she said why should she, because I got suspended, didn't go to school and I had saturday school. So yeah, I called Krista when I realized I couldn't go and I was already coxing a plan to go to the club, I basically already had enough money so I could pay my way in. So I was going to go to her house but my mom wouldn't let me, so I made a new plan, wait until 10:30 jump out my window then Krista comes pick me up we go to Albertson's change my Change in to Dollar bills. Then go. To my surprise my mom decided to go out, she thought I took sleeping pills but I didn't! hehehehe...So she left around 10:00pm, I was like hell yes PERFECT! I told Krista and she said well she was going to be alittle late because her mom wasn't home yet. So I waited, then finally she came, and I went to ALbertson's got our money we goofed off in the parking lot then we went to the club, all I need was a dollar witch I got. So when I got there of course I saw a lot of people I knew. Said hi to all, and then headed in. It was so fabolous! When I got in I started to dance with a few friends I haven't seen in over a month or so it was so great, so I danced with them then I saw my lovely friend (hot as well) Etienne, saw his lovely body art and gave him a hug. It was so wonderful, beginning of a perfect night. Well later on, I just traveled from one group of friends to another I loved it. I love being popular! So then I was hanging with Nancy and she was hanging with a girl named Danielle aka Danny and a boy named Corey. I have seen Corey a few times but never meet him, always thought he was quite hot and I have talked to Danny a few times. Well I soon meet up with all three and me and Corey kind of just hit it off, as you kids would say hehehe...We watched the Show together and all four of us were laughing and having a fun time watching it as well. (I put a dollar in Etienne's pants when he was performing hell yes I am cool) Anywho's! So then we all went to Nancy's car to get something then we hung out some more, then we went in to the bathroom had like a big bathroom talk thing which is ALWAYS fun, seriously! Then I had to look for Krista, and Corey had to look for Danny and Nancy because they left us alone for a while because they wanted to dance, so he found them really fast and I found Krista kind of as fast. Then we went back on the floor and I started to dance with Corey. It was great we were talking/dancing I think that is very entertaining. Then I leaned up against one of the polls and we started to make out (SCORE FOR THE JOSH MISTER!) It was quite hot, I so wanted to do more, but I am a good boy which respected people, and also had someone else on my mind. So I just left it at making out. Krista and them wanted to leave, so I told Nancy, Corey, and Danny to all give me there number which they did and I gave Corey mine, only becaused he asked, if he didn't I wouldn't. So yeah, then I left then we ran in to MARK (OH GOD POKE ME IN THE DAMN EYES, RIP MY BALLS OFF, AND KILL ME) So yeah...then we finally left then they took me home I climbed through my window and everything was gravy.
Sunday- I didn't wake up until 3pm, I thought it was so funny my mom thought I went to bed around 10:30pm and I woke up at 3pm the next day COME ON! Oh well! More fun and mischeif I get into! So yeah, woke up made breakfast for myself. Then went in my room and basically hibernated all day, I did talk to Patrick, with I thought was great. I would of called my new friends but I left their numbers in a coat that I left in Krista's car. So yeah I only talked to him, it was good though. I never went to bed, I was up from 3pm until now you will see what time it is in a sec. Well yeah...so during the middle of the night I took a shower, got ready like 2 hours before I usually wake up. I tapped my folder because it is falling to pieces, and jsut watched t.v. and listened to music. Fun huh? Then I went to school...
Monday- DEAR LORD! LONGEST DAY EVER! Well lets see Since I was up from 3pm till now (Right now it 8:30pm) I have been up for a total of almost 30 hours straight, no sleep! Yeah most of you (if you are ready this) would be like you need some sleep but the thing is I have been working on my fuckin' history project since I got home (2:30pm) until about 7:20pm. So I have been up dealing with that. I couldn't of done it without Tabetha though she is the one with the brains and helped me out SOOOO MUCH! So yeah, then I finally got the numbers from Krista, but my dear friends have bad hand writing so she could really make out all the numbers so she guessed well two of them aren't working, so I have to ask her to bring the piece of paper to me tomorrow because I can read really really bad hand writing so yeah...I can find out what the damn numbers are..So yeah..right now I am waiting for this damn computer to stop being so fuckin' stupid and pissing the shit out me! Okay htere we go. So yeah, I still have to go a whole bunch of Science, Geometry, and History homework. It's so tiring, especially because I have gotton no sleep, and plus I am going to wait until 11pm when Patrick gets off work, and HOPE that he will come over and see me since he hasn't in over a week, he said maybe he would but no promises. Hm.....Oh well....I don't know if I will go to school tomorrow I might be to exhausted to even open my fat eyes! Seriously! I am getting kind of cold and I am wearing a sweater weird. Oh well...So yeah there really isn't anything to write now, so I guess I will go now.. Bye bye people. Some of you should actually call me..not like I have a life or anything. CALL BITCHES! LEAVE COMMENTS TO YOU BITCHES! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T OR JUST NOT CARE EITHER ONE!
Fairy J,
aka Josh