Killer shit...
This is funny shit!!
The Killer Beers Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
8th December 2011
Best Album:
'Grat Gasbags Palpable' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Chuggers Dilutors Pukes' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
311,933 in total (187,329 albums, 124,604 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
alexander_d has been arrested on around 14 different occasions for stalking Lonely_Lesbian. Lonely_Lesbian is now on the verge of a mental breakdown.
OtherAfter a thorough investigation by the United Nations, The Killer Beers were found to be in breach of a number
of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Behoof Pandani Caviller Imid'.
The Killer Beers Member Profiles
tearznheaven
tearznheaven suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the The Killer Beers singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that tearznheaven is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
crazy_erin
In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, crazy_erin used to use a live chicken as a
guitar pick.
hayley_89
It is fair to say that hayley_89 is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack The Killer Beers in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!"
Lonely_Lesbian
A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than Lonely_Lesbian!
lynnespuddinpop
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing lynnespuddinpop, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
23
Unfreed Vaginal Losable Couched Classily Oversea
Aug 2005
21
Dabbers Degassed
Nov 2005
19
Toddled Curate Breadnut Factful
Dec 2005
15
Carex
May 2007
23
Nonuse Inspect Almug Fiercest
Jul 2007
28
Shippon Bullate Wrist Popinjay Gager
Sep 2007
29
Laser Soli Scullers Ablins
Oct 2007
71
Mirzas Maccaboy Helotry Fainted
Feb 2009
N/A
Behoof Pandani Caviller Imid
Mar 2009
N/A
Chuggers Dilutors Pukes
May 2009
N/A
Yeggmen Scamming Tutoyer
Jun 2009
N/A
Pastern Pipette Weighing Emblazon Drek Hashhead
Jun 2010
N/A
Antigene Cohorts Freebees Caliber
Jun 2010
N/A
Umbering
Sep 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
25
Suburbed Tarlatan Sematic Bikeways
Jun 2005
18
Grat Gasbags Palpable
Mar 2007
37
Hegumens Pieing Laving Oblivion
Dec 2008
N/A
Whity Didactyl
Mar 2010
northern ireland's worst
The Killer Beers Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
8th December 2011
Best Album:
'Grat Gasbags Palpable' 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Chuggers Dilutors Pukes' 6/10 in the NME
Records Sold:
311,933 in total (187,329 albums, 124,604 singles).
Reputation:
Regional
Groupies:
alexander_d has been arrested on around 14 different occasions for stalking Lonely_Lesbian. Lonely_Lesbian is now on the verge of a mental breakdown.
OtherAfter a thorough investigation by the United Nations, The Killer Beers were found to be in breach of a number
of fundemental human rights laws through the release of the unrepentably bad 'Behoof Pandani Caviller Imid'.
The Killer Beers Member Profiles
tearznheaven
tearznheaven suffered a prolonged attack at the hands of a group of elderly women, who treated the The Killer Beers singer to a few well placed kicks to the groin. It is safe to say that tearznheaven is becoming more of a public hate figure than Hussein ever was.
crazy_erin
In order to portray their anti-vegetarian sentiments publicly, crazy_erin used to use a live chicken as a
guitar pick.
hayley_89
It is fair to say that hayley_89 is a stroppy old bastard. They've threatened to pack The Killer Beers in after they received a death threat from the ghost of Mother Thersea who reportedly said in a whispered tone "I'm trying to rest in piece here yer prick! Cut with the bollocks before I smear yer pod in shite!"
Lonely_Lesbian
A pollaxed Stevie Wonder would do a better job of hitting the right drums than Lonely_Lesbian!
lynnespuddinpop
Learning your trade from a withered old church organist is one thing lynnespuddinpop, but fucking her on the altar is something else altogether!
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
23
Unfreed Vaginal Losable Couched Classily Oversea
Aug 2005
21
Dabbers Degassed
Nov 2005
19
Toddled Curate Breadnut Factful
Dec 2005
15
Carex
May 2007
23
Nonuse Inspect Almug Fiercest
Jul 2007
28
Shippon Bullate Wrist Popinjay Gager
Sep 2007
29
Laser Soli Scullers Ablins
Oct 2007
71
Mirzas Maccaboy Helotry Fainted
Feb 2009
N/A
Behoof Pandani Caviller Imid
Mar 2009
N/A
Chuggers Dilutors Pukes
May 2009
N/A
Yeggmen Scamming Tutoyer
Jun 2009
N/A
Pastern Pipette Weighing Emblazon Drek Hashhead
Jun 2010
N/A
Antigene Cohorts Freebees Caliber
Jun 2010
N/A
Umbering
Sep 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
25
Suburbed Tarlatan Sematic Bikeways
Jun 2005
18
Grat Gasbags Palpable
Mar 2007
37
Hegumens Pieing Laving Oblivion
Dec 2008
N/A
Whity Didactyl
Mar 2010
northern ireland's worst