The Happening
So, I just watched The Happening. It sucked. And apparently, the last person to edit the Wikipedia article agrees with me.
Following the end of the movie, most viewers want to hastily remove the steaming pile of dog shit from their DVD player before it stains and ruins it permanently.
Cast
* Mark Wahlberg as Elliot Moore, an over actor and all around irritating sack of shit. also: a high school science teacher from the city of Philadelphia, who is married to Alma.
* Zooey Deschanel as Alma Moore, Elliot's estranged whore.
* John Leguizamo as Julian, the worst father ever.
* Ashlyn Sanchez as Jess, Julian's retarded daughter.
Following the end of the movie, most viewers want to hastily remove the steaming pile of dog shit from their DVD player before it stains and ruins it permanently.
Cast
* Mark Wahlberg as Elliot Moore, an over actor and all around irritating sack of shit. also: a high school science teacher from the city of Philadelphia, who is married to Alma.
* Zooey Deschanel as Alma Moore, Elliot's estranged whore.
* John Leguizamo as Julian, the worst father ever.
* Ashlyn Sanchez as Jess, Julian's retarded daughter.