"I was not born in a manger. I was actually born on Krypton. I was sent here by my father Jor-El to save the planet Earth... Many of you know that I got my name from my father. "Barack" is Swahili for "That one." I got my middle name from somebody who obviously didn't realize I would run for president."
"My greatest strength would be my humility. My greatest weakness is that it's possible I am too awesome."
- That One
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/16/the-last-laugh-mccain-oba_n_135454.html (kinda sorta stolen from
doomcrotch)