Apr 12, 2006 12:25
Oblivion has taken over my life. Since I bought the game, I've played it non-stop, except when I was playing Kingdom Hearts 2. I'm such a gamer, it's sickening.
I've neglected Livejournal so much, I feel like I should get a call from its lawyer telling me I'm due in court next week.
Well, I'm back. Of course, that means I'm back for about the amount of time it takes to type this entry.
I've been looking for colleges and scholarships online recently. Unfortuantely, all I've been finding is crappy Online colleges that won't leave me the FUCK alone.
"Yes. Where did you get your degree, sir?"
*shit-eating grin* "West-South State of University Mississippi State Technical Institute College Online."
Right.............
My mom wants me to get into a 2 year program called Job Corps. The only thing in that program I can find that halfway catches my interest is Computer Repair Technician. FUCK. THAT.
I think I could fall in love with just about anyone. Seriously. If they treat me halfway decently, look somewhat non-mutant, and don't weigh 5000 pounds.... I could probably develop strong feelings for them. It's kinda sad. Some guys have high standards. I have no standards.
I've realized....
Nothing. I haven't realized shit. I have a learning disability that stops me from realizing anything until it's forced down my fucking throat and I spit it up all over my shirt and two weeks later when I do my laundry and I look at it as I'm putting it in the washer it finally dawns on me. "Ohhhhh......"
Apparently I have no balls and I'm a loser. And I know this because I've been told so. But as I look down, I see a pair of testicles nestled just below my shaft. And I don't think I'm a loser... I'm just winning challenged. There's a BIG difference... Ok. There's no difference. Fuck that 'Poltically Correct' shit.
I tend to ramble when I have nothing important to say. So let me end this while I still can. Seriously. Let me end it. PLEASE??? Please let me end it??? I'm BEGGING you!!!!
*ahem* Anyway..... THE END
*smirks*
Rich