"Barney stopped me with his gun"
Alright... I know that Stacey (I really hope that your name has an 'e' in it... if not I'm sorry) can appreciate a good fall... so this post is mostly for you.
So... the other day I was sitting in my room, like maybe 9:00 at nightish... la la la... and then I hear a super loud noise and then my mom complaining and all like aaahhh! oh no! and then I hear something about a banana... kinda weird... so I went out in the kitchen where everybody was and my mom was laying on the floor acting like she was dying so I asked what happened. I think that this might make me a total jerk but I couldn't control my laughter when my mom said that she fell on a banana... it was pretty darn hilarious. It made me feel a little bit better to see Jonathan in the dining room cracking up and I'm pretty sure that my dad was having a pretty hard time not laughing. Anyway, my mom like pulled a muscle in her leg and went to the after hours clinic with my dad. She got frickin' vicoden (not sure if that's spelled right...), and I thought that that was a little bit ridiculous, because geez... it's only a pulled muscle, but whatever. Then... she borrows my grandma's WALKER... what the crap? She was using it at my graduation. And then... I just got home from an open house like an hour ago and I went to the bathroom to go pee... and she borrowed this thing that goes over the toilet to make it higher... she borrowed that from my grandma too. Geez! This is kind of ridiculous...
Does this make me a jerk?
So... the other day I was sitting in my room, like maybe 9:00 at nightish... la la la... and then I hear a super loud noise and then my mom complaining and all like aaahhh! oh no! and then I hear something about a banana... kinda weird... so I went out in the kitchen where everybody was and my mom was laying on the floor acting like she was dying so I asked what happened. I think that this might make me a total jerk but I couldn't control my laughter when my mom said that she fell on a banana... it was pretty darn hilarious. It made me feel a little bit better to see Jonathan in the dining room cracking up and I'm pretty sure that my dad was having a pretty hard time not laughing. Anyway, my mom like pulled a muscle in her leg and went to the after hours clinic with my dad. She got frickin' vicoden (not sure if that's spelled right...), and I thought that that was a little bit ridiculous, because geez... it's only a pulled muscle, but whatever. Then... she borrows my grandma's WALKER... what the crap? She was using it at my graduation. And then... I just got home from an open house like an hour ago and I went to the bathroom to go pee... and she borrowed this thing that goes over the toilet to make it higher... she borrowed that from my grandma too. Geez! This is kind of ridiculous...
Does this make me a jerk?