Stereotype Meme: eefje00704 tagged me
So, never done this before, but I figured it would give me a chance to get the hang of LJ. So eefje00704 tagged me, and apparently I have to tag people, so technokinesis , fantasyrogue , sneebsey and teacupxtrauma here you are. :)
BELGIAN
[x] You like REAL chocolate, not what the Americans think of as chocolate.
[x] You like fries.
[x] You like beer.
[ ] You are not surprised when the goverment falls more than once a year.
[x] or when it is 2 degrees Celcius one day and 20 the next.
[x] You speak 3 or more languages.
[ ] Hearing of a group escape from prison doesn't shock you anymore.
Total= 5
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 5
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 7
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 2
IRISH
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 2
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1
FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[x] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 4
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
Total = 0
NORWEGIAN
[ ] you know what lefse is
[ ] you can speak some Norwegian
[ ] you love trolls
[ ] you know what lutefisk is
[ ] you have been whale hunting/seeing
[ ] food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[ ] you have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[ ] you know how to fish and have fished before
Total = 0
So apparently I'm Italian. Can't whinge, will make the other half happy :P
BELGIAN
[x] You like REAL chocolate, not what the Americans think of as chocolate.
[x] You like fries.
[x] You like beer.
[ ] You are not surprised when the goverment falls more than once a year.
[x] or when it is 2 degrees Celcius one day and 20 the next.
[x] You speak 3 or more languages.
[ ] Hearing of a group escape from prison doesn't shock you anymore.
Total= 5
BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football.... not soccer.
Total = 5
AUSTRALIAN
[ ] You wear flipflops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops "thongs" not flipflops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[ ] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.
Total = 3
ITALIAN
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total = 7
SPANISH
[ ] You say 'member instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[x] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[] You know what platanos are.
Total = 4
RUSSIAN
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[ ] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[ ] You eat sushi more than once a week.
[x] You love listening to techno.
Total = 4
POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink.
[ ] You know what a pizda is.
[ ] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[ ] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if your Polish.
[ ] People randomly call you their best friend.
[ ] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[x] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup.
Total = 2
IRISH
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a y, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have/had blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
Total = 2
AFRICAN AMERICAN
[ ] You say nigga casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can ‘sing’ gospel.
[ ] You smoke newports.
Total = 2
ASIAN
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 4
GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think American Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[ ] You're under 5'4".
Total = 4
CANADIAN
[ ] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[x] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch Degrassi.
Total = 1
FRENCH
[x] You like french toast
[x] You love wine
[ ] You speak a little or are fluent in french
[ ] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[x] You have been to France.
[ ] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew
Total = 4
AMERICAN
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You've been to more then 5 states
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
Total = 0
NORWEGIAN
[ ] you know what lefse is
[ ] you can speak some Norwegian
[ ] you love trolls
[ ] you know what lutefisk is
[ ] you have been whale hunting/seeing
[ ] food made with potatoes and flour rule
[ ] fish and/or whale is a huge part of your diet
[ ] you have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair
[ ] you know how to fish and have fished before
Total = 0
So apparently I'm Italian. Can't whinge, will make the other half happy :P