why did this amuse me so much?

[lone_mirage]

Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player to
answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how
embarrassing it is.

How many songs: 962

Sort by song title:
First Song: ...Best In Mexico --He Is Legend
Last Song: You've Lost Your Good Thing Now --B.B. King

Sort by time:
Shortest Song: "Red Queen" --Resident Evil Quote (0:04)
Longest Song: Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix (26:22)

Sort by album:
First Song: We Rock This Mic --KJ-52 (7th Avenue)
Last Song: Say My Name --Destiny's Child (The Writing's On The Wall)

Top Five Most Played Songs (welllll does Windows Media Player have that?because what I see first is "AUTOPLAYLISTS: FAVORITES: LISTEN TO AT NIGHT" and that's what I'll use instead of most-played nk):
1. Four Word Letter --mewithoutYou
2. Torches Together --mewithoutYou
3. Gentlemen --mewithoutYou
4. My Alibi --Blindside
5. The Bitter End --Placebo
(but that isn't even accurate...I dunno...I usually shuffle my songs)

First song that comes up on Shuffle: Hey Jealousy --Gin Blossoms

Search ....
"sex" - 14
"death" - 5
"love" - 43
"you" - 105